Kristianne

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[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Why does McDonald’s always forget the apple slices 🙄

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

The floor is lava is stuck in my head, on repeat

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Hot digity dog on repeat 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

I planned on being asleep by 9.

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

This child can leave my body at anytime now

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

The fact that I waited till 2 weeks before I was due, to start getting stuff ready, was really smart on my end 🙄

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Cams discovered frozen 🫠

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Third trimester is rough this time around

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

@BaronVonNorris

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

@NickOliveira87 Lol I was waiting for this

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

What are these trash toys McDonald’s keeps giving in the happy meals

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Can I watch too many Pedro tik toks?

[alex 🪼🩵 @the1_folklore]

me when I realise I set my standards for a greys anatomy episode way too high... again... as if it doesn't usually always disappoint

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Non stop heartburn

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

My child has discovered blippi 😩

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

@BaronVonNorris I really enjoy people posting about not caring about his second retirement lol

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

@NickOliveira87 In my head it’s now Friday lol

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

I keep thinking tomorrow is Thursday 😵‍💫

[Kristianne @kanne1186]

Brian is a stalker and gets alerts when I tweet