Kano

I only cried 6 times during Aqours final

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

People into startup culture should consider suicide instead

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Yeah man I fucking do

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

If it costs $10,000 to fix an apartment's problems, but the rent is $1000, and $900 of that covers costs and taxes, that only leaves $100 a month to cover the $10,000. It'll take 100 months, or 8 years. And that's assuming no new expenses pop up.

You want landlords to go broke.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

The average tick would die of nicotine poisoning if you smoked one cigarette before it bit you. Make sure to take a drag every few minutes on a hike. It’s for your health. You likely only have 6 months of this being effective before nicotine resistant ticks are accidentally released from the national laboratory for preventing ticks from developing nicotine resistance

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

“You buzz lightyear looking bitch” is a generational insult

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

You know I've watched thousands of videos of ICE snatching guys at worksites by now, and I just love the rage from their coworkers. It's never like, "Oh thank you for taking away my competition, Mr. Population Police." It's like this: "He has a family. You're a b*****."

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

We need a Khmer Rogue for San Francisco. We need a Younger Dryas impact event. This cannot go on any longer. Every single person who lives there must be removed and relocated permanently to a sand quarry labor camp. Population ZERO by TOMORROW. Put a glass dome over this city and cut it off from the outside world and then ELECTROCUTE it. All people living today in San Francisco will be forcibly implanted with a microchip that EXPLODES if they access the internet. Anyone who accesses the internet from San Francisco gets a ten trillion dollar bounty broadcast to the phone of every black teenager in Baltimore. EMP this city at once. Use palantir mass surveillance flock cameras to identify anyone who talks about their startup or work ethic or peptides or event attendance and then kidnap and do experiments on them. Turn these people into ivory. There is not a single soul worth saving. Turn this city into Pompeii. This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY

[ゆうらしあ @EU_00_rasia]

永久stageから１年
#ドット絵 #Aqours

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Take the “actually play games” discourse further. Lets plays are boring and a waste of your time

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

UFC and F1 require the same level of smooth brain to enjoy

[Gene Park @GenePark]

i wish cigarettes and final fantasy 14 weren't bad for me.

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

If you have purchased gamersupps you are now marked as permanent underclass

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Putting kingdom hearts on the Vita would’ve changed the timeline but no one wants to talk about that

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Hamtaro Legacy collection go crazy

[Hamtaro・ハム太郎 @Nise_Hamtaro]

Enough time has passed

#PutHamtaroOnSwitch2

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

What if you opened an investigation into bleach and how it tastes

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

NEW: I launched an investigation into the Celsius energy drink company to protect Texas children from dangerous levels of caffeine.

[フォト秋葉原 @PhotoAkiba]

10年前の秋葉原風景
ゲーマーズ本店上部。暦物語・サンシャイン!!TVアニメ放送スタート。(2016年6月5日撮影)

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

We should give Miami and San Francisco to China. Sort of like an American Macau

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Smoke a large large amount of weed and the giggling will really fuck with the salesman’s head

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

This is not even bad advice. You can get a $3,000 vacation for about $600 if you sit through a timeshare presentation.

Just make sure you can say, “I am really not on the market for a timeshare” at the end of the presentation.

I’ve also discovered that “there is a precisely 0% chance I am going to buy this timeshare” tends to end the conversation.

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Remember to buy your war criminal created fake Nintendo 64

[AMD Gaming @AMDGaming]

Old rivalries will be settled…

Rainbow Road will be revisited…

Oddjob will be unfairly selected…

All starting on July 28th, the official launch date for M64.

The M64 can be played with all your original cartridges and controllers, and is available for purchase on July 28th, along with ModRetro's own controller and 4 launch titles.

Learn More: https://t.co/iZNSdxcs87

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

Never forget what they took from you

[Nicholas Rayner @Nicholas_Rayner]

@john_macgowan You would have loved the smoking area on the Evangelion themed Shinkansen.

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

We might one day realize giving power to people who willingly give themselves ptsd is a bad idea. That day is not today

[dork @arachno_commie]

(She’s totally right and I hate when Iraq War veterans act like Vietnam War draftees)

[Kano @kanosuuuu]

What a fucking legend

[Theo Kahler @tckahler]

Runner’s World asked Zohran Mamdani some questions about his experience running the NYC Marathon.

Was not expecting him to say he ripped a cigarette mid-race.