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[z @kanplex]

I would’ve been Elon fucking Musk

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

After bottomless mimosas

[z @kanplex]

@wzdkellie @KarlousM If you gotta explain your joke it’s not funny mr. Jokes

[z @kanplex]

@elonmusk @tesletter Except turn into windshield wipers

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Fred VanVleet's celebration after his DAGGER three 😂 https://t.co/1XoNSXYqH5

[QWAB @kwab122]

Kids in elementary school when they found out you were African

[z @kanplex]

@MattWalshBlog There can’t be two idiots?

[z @kanplex]

Amiright

[Candace Buckner @CandaceDBuckner]

now we’ve reached the point of performance art

[Candace Buckner @CandaceDBuckner]

now we’ve reached the point of performance art

[El Guapo 🦍 @TacoTheDon]

If you ain’t on shit in your own city what makes you think that’ll magically change once you move?

[Meg @heirmeg]

me in 5th grade digging through my bookbag for the worksheet i aint do

[Futura @Futura_Noir]

Alternate realities ~ 𝘜𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯

[z @kanplex]

@OptionzShark @BleacherReport @ShowtimeBoxing I hope you’re not this dumb when you’re trading

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

she crying like Viola Davis

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Richest man in the world and ya girl still choosin