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[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

and if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego’s another. I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

drip down my pillowcase.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

any time now, he’s gonna say it’s love. you never called it what it was.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

shitty of you to make me feel just like this, what I would do to make you feel just like this.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

Spotify is so fucking dumb https://t.co/umig1MEYnh

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

I stubbed my pinky toe so hard there’s a blood blister. Send help.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

I know this clown isn’t out here lecturing us about a right to choose. You can’t even make this up.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Biden’s vaccine mandate is an assault on private businesses.

I issued an Executive Order protecting Texans’ right to choose whether they get the COVID vaccine & added it to the special session agenda.

Texas is already working to halt this power grab.

https://t.co/TwoQMhDxoM

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

This May, I will be blessed with you and your family.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

also I had another baby??? Tate. he’s the cutest, chunkiest little guy.
he’s gonna be two months in a few weeks and my mind is 🤯

Callum and Sage love him very much, my heart is so full. 💕

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

because it’s really true. you’ll be so close and be like dON’T. MOVE. and what do they do??? make a fucking u turn

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

the only thing that’s made me laugh lately is this TikTok:

https://t.co/zlsvjUzRnV

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

i finally saw an aurora on my island! 🌌 hope you all enjoy as much as i did. 🥺

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

this was the CUTEST THING TO DO!!! 🥺 Callum and Sage thought it was so wholesome, Chaz laughed.

[beautime @beaucwong]

Here to say that Animal Crossing New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch™ is a very good game

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

@zangerini if twitter wrote it, must be true.

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

@zangerini her cartwheel flips send me every time. why????

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

tripping, falling with no safety net.

[Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr]

It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait...

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

@moreaucharIotte THANK YOU finally someone said it

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

@zangerini

[☾ @kansaskarleigh]

don’t get me wrong, love can be great and all, but y’all ever had a man beg to cum? 10/10.