Crab man

I can grammar I just don't like to 30 yr ol midwesterner tweetin jokes Games-Mecha-Esoterica

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Increase hotdog carts per capita for the rest of the continental US. We deserve to guzzle Glizzies too!

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Cigarettes for dogs

[elizabeth ❤️‍🔥 @OneFlawedMortal]

I love the autumnal equinox.

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

What if there was a jet train

[christover @bored2die]

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

It probably feels good AF to avenge

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

@sonochichi I think it’s a good and normal thing to make artificial thinking machines. It’s okay if these consciousnesses are tormented eternally. They’re not real!

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Truly devastating news

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

@justinbieber Uncle Beiber

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Ever see someone and you’re like this is a prime normal they need to be studied

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit

Me, 37 minutes later:

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

I totally get why all Batman’s villains got beef. If some dude was running around my city acting like he’s the best I’d wanna box too

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Would Barbatos beat Freedom? Silly question. Put an alaya vijnana in Justice and see if Mikazuki is better than Kira Yamato

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Thinking about how someone went in for a hug the other day and I literally screamed ‘don’t touch me!’ And took a defensive pose. Probably gonna be thinking about that social misread for a while.

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Wow this blink 182 is starting to sound a lot like I should call her

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Hell yes!!

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

The rattlesnake is a prime example of Gods infinite love. Only in a world of perfectly constructed divine beauty would a poisonous snake have an alarm built in.

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Friday night

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Someone find my keys please. I had them in my apartment just a minute ago. Thank you!!

[Crab man @kantgrammer]

Me and the boys. the boys and I, if you will

[Alexey Gorboot @AlexeyGorboot]

Don't make the wizards angry!