dylan

world renowned neuroscientist and philosopher

[tito. @titolovesyou]

everyone dogs on Tim Hortons but y’know what it’s pretty nice that for 10 bucks you can get a hearty breakfast and one of fastest-acting laxatives known to mankind

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

Americans will never understand how good it feels to be Canadian and set off a random forest fire when youre bored that u kno is just gonna blow down south. That and rolling frozen maple syrup on a popsicle stick

[dylan @kantsblunt]

@frmicophilia No I’m not

[dylan @kantsblunt]

@iiiwakemaybe You weren’t locked in

[dylan @kantsblunt]

WALKING THROUGH THE BABY SECTION OF WALMART LOOKING LIKE ASMONGOLD

[dylan @kantsblunt]

Yo why is the pedophile balding💀💀💀

[dylan @kantsblunt]

Yo why is the pedophile balding💀💀💀

[grubling🎀🥞 @iiiwakemaybe]

he’s putting tsumugi down tomorrow #あんスタ

[dylan @kantsblunt]

TAKE THAT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

[dylan @kantsblunt]

Clocked in for a shift at roblox and then conked out until 3pm

[dylan @kantsblunt]

Americans never beating the fucking idiot allegations

[dylan @kantsblunt]

“Canada’s version of July 4th” Americans are so self centred bruh😭😭

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

You won't catch me being a patriotic American or any of that bullshit, but it is pretty funny that Canada's version of July 4th is celebrating the day they were *created* by the British empire

[dylan @kantsblunt]

Hey @elonmusk can I please have $20?

[dylan @kantsblunt]

ROBLOX JUST ESTIMATED MY AGE AS 13???????? IM 20😭😭😭

[dylan @kantsblunt]

Shut the fuck up cornball😭😭😭

[cybergirlfriend @lowelogf]

pov u r 30+ on discord

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[dylan @kantsblunt]

I hope everyone I’ve played against in splatoon today has the worst day of their life

[dylan @kantsblunt]

My biology final is today and Professor Dave is saving my life right now

[slither.io @slitherio]

i miss my mom