Dancan Onyango

Go hard or go home

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

ii chopper isipochungwa inaeza tupea public holiday ingine

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Ignore
Huyu si mkenya

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Quarter finals-Tanazania 2025, Semis -Uganda 2026 and then Final -Kenya 2027 😂😂😂

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

@abuga_makori Tanzania doesn't like independent reporting. Even the time of Magufuli. Leave Larry madowo aside you would have seen citizen tv there.
Show me any other media reporting from Tanzania 🇹🇿

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Let me connect to the dots

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Jakom the wind will blow and the anus of the chicken will be exposed one day

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

@JunetMohamed Jakom the wind will blow and the anus of the chicken will be exposed one day

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

There's no CABINET RESHUFFLE that is looming.

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

@moneyacademyKE Thanks

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

@OpiyoWandayi Wait for Ruto to handshake Gachagua

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Sakaja has now endorsed himself as Siaya KINGpin while Nairobi is wallowing in garbage.

Every corner of the city looks like a dumping site of failed promises plastic bags, broken dreams, and speeches without action Geoffrey Mosiria KE now has become a TIK TOKER.T

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Finally amerudi Nairobi, MCA's kazi kwenu. Chezeni Kama Nyinyi Sasa ....

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Watch this pace

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

*Breaking*

Ruto and Gachagua had a clandestine meeting recently, *conclave*.

Where does this leave us?

Is liking Gachagua has started to negotiate for something big come 2027.
If things goes that way 😃😃😃

Let me leave it there

Source: Internal Warrior.

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Breaking: Politics of Conmanship

Ruto and Gachagua had a clandestine meeting recently. If the meeting was for political purposes, where does it put Nyanza region specifically luo nyanza.

Let me leave it there

Source: anonymous

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

The most confused politician in East and Central Africa😅😅

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Opiyo Wandayi hired a chopper from Nairobi to Murang'a just to go and help Zakayo switch on lights in someone's house then proceed to Mombasa and switch on lights in another house. Allowances 6M.😂😂😂😂

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

Hata mimi ni wa mungiki na siogopi ata luto

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

@omwambaKE @RailaOdinga Engima

[Dancan Onyango @kapenguria55]

@_blaise250 Am following everybody