Kapil Bhatia

Building things, Breaking things, mostly having fun.

[Kapil Bhatia @kapil1312]

@TheBitRoamer Fair. I am not complete "beginner". have been in enough 2 am API failed situations.

I am mostly building tools for 200 people, not 2 million. We still play FiFA on Fridays.😁

[Kapil Bhatia @kapil1312]

Twenty years of sprint planning, Jira tickets and “we’ll pick it up next sprint.”

Over the years, I’ve:

pleaded developers
asserted
prioritized
answered far too many questions
planned sprints
Zoom calls
re-planned sprints
and pleaded some more to get that one ticket picked up.
Now I make the ticket.
I vibe code
I deploy that.
Is the code perfect? Definitely not.

To every developer who deprioritized my tickets over the years
Listen, I have Claude Code(and deep seek and some more) now.
The code may have a race condition.
It may leak memory.
You might make fun of me if something breaks.
But the ticket got picked up in 15 minutes.
By my agents.
No hard feelings.

And if your backlog ever gets a little too long, let me know if I can help.

[Kapil Bhatia @kapil1312]

@rapidobikeapp driver dropped in middle of the ride asking for extra money for no reason. I was forced to pay the full amount with ride not even 20% completed

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@SullyOmarr Not exactly heap but @msftClarity is free and good for a lot of analytics use cases

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@AnthropicAI Nice nice

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@bhawnak20661318 It is closed today, just wasted my 2 hours

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@bhawnak20661318 Thanks, will visit surely

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@bhawnak20661318 Hi bhavna is dilli hat Ina open today? Was planning to visit

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@abhinavsekhri10 @gautambhatia88 Yes, missed seeing the company name

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@nishant00 @DisneyPlusHS Same issue with me. Which isp

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@ncert @HRDMinistry @DrRPNishank @SanjayDhotreMP @hk_senapaty @OfficeOfSDhotre @ap_behera @niostwit @KVS_HQ @cbseindia29 The cost of papershala is $5 per student(Rs.400). Dont you think we should be looking at either free or open source solutions and doing webinar for those assessment platforms

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@Cipla_Global I have to administer the medicine to a family member, prompt response will help me a lot.

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@Cipla_Global purchased anti flu medicine from New Delhi India, medicine seems fake , I have DM its picture, batch code and my contact details, pls look at it urgently

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@excitel_rocks Check the speeds

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@excitel_rocks there is some serious routing issue with excitel, most of the servers outside Delhi are giving speeds of 2 mbps, many users are reporting it but local cable or excitel customer care are speedtesting their own servers and saying there are no issues

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@NischalShetty @WazirXIndia can you pls change email templates for kyc and other signup emails? All of them say "trading platform launches in march" which confuses new clients. it should say "kyc verfied, add funds and go ahead with your trading"

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@MeltingPot2020 @satyaumanandu My Day 1 random scribblings from Melting Pot 2020 conference in new delhi https://t.co/FidV1IoR1B

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thanks for cancelling my @MeltingPot2020 registration at the last moment.was really looking forward to the event for last 3 months.

[Kapil Bhatia @kapil1312]

@satyaumanandu @MeltingPot2020 yes, i filled the form on this link https://t.co/ZtkOOvtFO8 thanks.

[Kapil Bhatia @kapil1312]

@satyaumanandu CL Okhla HO Alumni 2006-2009 sir, how can I attend melting pot 2020?