Jeff Kaplan's Beard

I'm an awesome beard, just waiting to be unleashed on the world again! I am not Jeff Kaplan. This is a parody.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

Dear @PlayOverwatch community, I am very disappointed in you. With the workshop we can get the closest thing to jet pack cat on our own. Why has nobody made jet pack hamster ball yet? You’re really letting me down here...

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

BRING BACK THE BEARD JEFF! THE WORLD NEEDS ME! #OWL2019

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

Well, it makes me eXtremely Sad to say but it’s time I retire this account. I’ll still be playing @PlayOverwatch for sure, but my days of attempting to get Jeff to bring me back are over. It’s been real.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

Hey @PlayOverwatch - am I the only one that noticed you snuck “Baptiste” into the hex bytes in the teaser? I bet there’s more...

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

My kids will be getting the LEGO overwatch sets for their birthdays. They love to build things with LEGO and my oldest likes the game. It’s a perfect fit.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

I don’t really care for playing competitive, which means “meta picks” don’t mean anything to me. As such, I really enjoy playing Junkrat. He’s just so much fun to play! I’m quite happy that I got his new skin when I opened my free event loot box.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

@GRMNOFFICIAL1 @PlayOverwatch Would you like 500 SR back? I’m happy to not do it.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

The streak continues! Tomorrow I’m traveling all day, and Ashe goes out today. As usual, my introduction to her will be delayed. This is all a ploy for @PlayOverwatch to try to uncover my secret identity! #secretagentbeard

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

I think Ashe is a lot of fun. She makes sense as a longer range option compared to mcree. You want a more aggressive team with stuns and in your face damage, go with mcree. You want longer range, more tactical fights you want Ashe and her damage.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

Hey @unitlostgaming please make a video about me! I’m the sexiest beard in gaming and there is wild speculation that my appearance in developer updates is actually Morse code which confirms hero 29 details. True story!

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

I’m calling it now: the appearance of me in the developer updates is actually Morse code and it confirms that hero 29 is a secret agent beard. I’m on to you now, @PlayOverwatch!

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

@tornnpoys @PlayOverwatch No.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

And @PlayOverwatch has continued its quest to unmask my secret identity. I’m traveling next week and they release the new event. CONSPIRACY!

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

Aww yeah! The sexiest beard in gaming (me) is back baby! Thanks @PlayOverwatch!
#seinfeld back

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

I’m off to London for a week. This is obviously a sign that Busan will be released this week.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

I was playing a bit last night and am consistently impressed by LFG. At worst it’s like it is not there - no talking, play once then leave. At best you can find fun people and play a lot of games together in a row.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

The best thing about Hammond is that he is very disruptive, yet doesn’t murder everyone instantly. He’s not too squishy and not too hard to kill either. He’s easy to kill right now because people are learning how to play him and get WAY out of position.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

The juxtaposition of a cute hamster next to a murderous wrecking ball is cliche, I’ll grant you that. But it works. It is hilarious to play Hammond. He also feels reasonably balanced too.

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

Here’s what I want to know from @PlayOverwatch... What were some of the other names for the game during development? Any names tossed around as possible candidates before settling on Overwatch?

[Jeff Kaplan's Beard @kaplanbeard]

@itsmrshaune92 He comes out on PS4 in one year. In case you haven’t realized, I’m not actually Jeff. I’m his long lost beard!