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she/her - fan of tacos, politics, and screaming - this account is for mess and talking shit - chaotically bisexual - doesn’t like the letter R when drunk

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@theadammcintyre Creative writing. I have one story I’ve been working on for years that I have so much fun getting immersed in when I actually let myself indulge and get lost in the world I’m creating

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@Shipt can you explain to me how a driver can incorrectly cancel my order 5 hours ago claiming @Target to be out of stock when I called them directly and confirmed it was in stock and have now had 5 delays for my delivery? This level of “service” is laughable

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@stridinstrider Crazy Ex Girlfriend, complete with amazing bangers

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@PleaseStopShane @ratbitebaby Okay but why do Glenn’s teeth look photoshopped here 😂

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@JoshLekach

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@TheScreamshine Mayo and tomatoes are the first things that come to mind, but the list goes on and on. I was a picky af kid and would literally eat the same structured dinner in the same order every night and would wipe my plate in between things if the foods touched 😂

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@IronHeart2018 I literally haven’t stopped laughing since I got this text

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@Catsdnthvthumbs It would make total sense for that text to come from me 😂

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@stormyweatherdc Oh dip, GREAT call on the shoes thing, I would definitely not have thought of that myself 😳

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@bridg_lynch I don’t know anything about how tornados work, so I don’t even know that 😂 thank you!

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@kale_kale_kale Good to know! I haven’t either, but I’ve heard get to the basement and/or bathroom, but I’ve never actually been in a tornado, either, so I was like, how do I supposedly prepare for this

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@RainyDaysUtube @EndWokeness So she’s not “standing in a dress,” she’s a whole ass Princess in a whole ass movie

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@RainyDaysUtube @EndWokeness … she’s the live action Snow White