Safety Lights are for Dudes

A Time-Eating Doom Cricket of the highest caliber.
(She/Her/Hers)

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

I opened this up to delete my account and damn if you didn't all suck me back in.

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

6 days?! Fuck, dem hobbits are BOOKING it.

[Shire Reckoning West @ShireReckoningW]

The hobbits reach the Road again—six days after Frodo, Sam, and Pippin crossed it west of Hobbiton on their first night of walking. Tom Bombadil recommends the inn in Bree, then rides away south.

Strider, a Ranger hidden beside the road, overhears their parting.

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

@CouthyCryptid I'd be suspicious. Like, confused to distraction suspicious.

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

I thinned out who I'm following so that I can invest an interest in my feed. I was following a LOT of politicians. 😳
Anyway. I want a widget so that I can tweet from my phone's home screen without having to open this terrible app.

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

@yeti_detective And share?

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

Knitting and potatoes for the bitches #AggressiveCrafts

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

Hello.

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

When the contractor tells you he wants to have a meeting, you tell him you're home and he ghosts you. 😑

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

We left with no shower, we came back to no toilet. #Bucketlife #renovation

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

Hotels are woefully misinformed re: how tightly to tuck in bed sheets

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

homicide is the leading cause of death among pregnant people in the united states. 20%.

[Dylf Dilfsson IVX @yeti_detective]

dance like no one is watching. dance like no one will ever watch again. dance to call in the void as the darkness consumes this spent, tired world

[PFLAG National @PFLAG]

"Lesbian drag king Stormé DeLarverie, trans activist Marsha P. Johnson and civil rights leader Bayard Rustin are among the Black #LGBTQ pioneers who changed the course of history." https://t.co/EV4UJYhVmn via @NBCOUT

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Since we’re talkin about petty ass elephants: a handful of years back I was workin at a zoo that had a handful of female African elephants. The most dominant one was named Leah (or Lea. Who cares she ain’t readin this)

[Safety Lights are for Dudes @kapnkaty]

@DrJay___ @yeti_detective *Perks up*

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Somehow just recently learned about the original Little Shop of Horrors ending. Test audiences are a scourge on cinema & are responsible for countless lost treasures