Katrina Alcantara

cherishing every moment or obstacle life throws at me. read thru my story of tweets, you might be entertained.
IG: @beingakat

[Katrina Alcantara @kapooni_]

I usually sleep with 6 pillows,but I'm dedicated to one #loyal

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You’re back on the apps because you’ve been returned #green #recycle #datingapps

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Online dating is like: who should I have sex with? LEFT OR RIGHT? 🤪
#apps #DatingApps

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That put some hair on my chest 😵

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How is someone driving a G Wagon in Fresno?

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There has to be a requirement for not being an asshole when buying/selling/trading items. I’m just trying to exchange my OSL ticket. SHEESH😑 #givenofucks

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Career development worksheet: what do you want to do for work?
I want to do whatever will make me the most money 😂

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I'm thinking about becoming a storm trooper for Christmas. Thoughts?

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Thank you @arianagrande for spending 860 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/Vr13ntExAV

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"what's a truly?"

[z @zoysxo]

Its always “wyd” never “do u want a cartier bracelet”

[Emily Annette @EmilyAnnette6]

At the grocery. Wearing my mask. Lady behind me, snarky & loud enough to make sure I heard, “don’t guess she realizes that stupid mask won’t do any good.” Me: “Honey, I’m an off duty nurse, I’m wearing it to protect YOU. But, I can take it off if you’d like.” She practically ran.

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With that said, is 30 the new 22? 🤔

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Is 26 the new 18?? 🤔

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That feeling when you're in too deep and don't know if you need to get out. #conflicted

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"I want to skateboard with my Louis"

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My body's just lifeless until I have a smoothie

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When my friend explains reading to my other friend:
Friend 1: just skim the book.
Friend 2: like milk?

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My friend just asked "do people still use Twitter?"

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Brunch with Gabe:
Server: how do you like your eggs? Gabe: "Medium-well"
Me: whatttt?! 🤣

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@cuhwina To like roommatesdidnotpaywifi

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@cuhwina Change the password lol