i wanted to kill myself on the golden gate bridge a while ago and the guy said "sorry, last pedestrian entry was 20 minutes ago" and i asked why and he said suicide prevention. so sometimes the system works
The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life
😳 A father is suing his own son after he came out as gay — demanding to be repaid for every expense from raising him, calling it a “worthless investment.”
Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.
Anyone complaining about the setlist, I better not see you in that Ticketmaster queue when he goes on tour. SWAG was my top played album of 2025, so educate yourself or stay home.
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS PERFORMING THE MUSIC HE ACTUALLY HAS FULL CREATIVE CONTROL OVER ILL TAKE THIS OVER FULL PRODUCTION ANY FUCKING DAY SING IT JBBBBBB https://t.co/STOzvsCsEG
I’m sorry you’re just not going to convince me this is bad lol. This is the definition of full-circle. Look at how far doing covers in his living room as a child took him.
My day would have went dancing with Mulan, jammed with Hamdi, head banged with Yousuke yuk1matsu for a little. Take a bathroom break. Run the for SOMBR and Labrinth, then find the best spot I could for Justin Bieber.
One time my ex was crashing out bc I wouldn’t stay in his home while we were arguing and I literally looked at him and said “you ain’t never been with a bitch that had anywhere to go” 😭😭😭 ate him up he was speechless LMAO