August

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[August @kaptainarby]

I'm trying to raise funds for a life-changing surgery that means the world to me. If you can help, even a little, I would be so grateful. 💕 Please share and donate if you can! https://t.co/8mjmeFPZYz

[August @kaptainarby]

gang, do I read AO3 on my work laptop? 👀👀👀

(I'm kidding I would never do that, I'm too terrified of the convo I'd have to have with IT 😂)

[August @kaptainarby]

I SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER ME 😭😭😭 I LOOK LIKE I PISSED MYSELF PLEASE COWORKERS DON'T START CALLING ME MR. PISS PANTS

[August @kaptainarby]

@iamtaya122 the creator hopes to make a total of 8 movies!! I highly doubt it'll get past 3 bc it's a Netflix series, but I'm crossing my fingers 🤞🏼

[August @kaptainarby]

hey, new job online security people, I swear I'm not up to anything nefarious with my weird Google searches. I'm just falling down a rabbit hole, I swear

[August @kaptainarby]

I need someone to place a boulder on my chest bc I am CRAVING that level of pressure on my body rn. I need it to offset the internal pressure from my anxiety

[August @kaptainarby]

bro my anxiety can't take this 😭 started a new job today and you need to scan your ID to enter thru these turnstiles and my sheltered ass has never done that before so I fucked it up not once but TWICE in front of numerous people. end me. I CANT MESS UP IN FRONT OF PEOPLE PLEASE

[August @kaptainarby]

@iamtaya122 the emoji one was so tough but I settled on 💫

[💕taya ✨| comms open @iamtaya122]

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[August @kaptainarby]

I never thought I'd say this but I have to get better at peeing in a cup cause how is this shit so difficult

[August @kaptainarby]

Fuck, people are so attractive. Got me like:

[Doe ♡ @DoeEyedGirlie]

Wait, AO3 makes people wait months to get an account now? That's wild. I remember getting mine instantly just like any other account.

[August @kaptainarby]

@Xen_Laz 👀🙏🏻❤️

[August @kaptainarby]

Skinny shaming and fatphobia are laced with classism and ableism, but we ain't ready for that conversation yet.

[That Bald Gamer @ThatBaldGamer]

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[August @kaptainarby]

if you haven't ran for the bathroom, shucked every piece of clothing from your body, and fought for your life on the toilet, you haven't lived.

[August @kaptainarby]

Getting your wisdom teeth out is wild. Like there's just these holes in my mouth now that'll close over time, but until they do, I'm left suctioning food bits out of them like they're the sink drain and I forgot to put the drain net in

[August @kaptainarby]

cuts in your mouth are so annoying. wdym it stings when I eat salt? wdym I have to eat on one side only?? WDYM IT'S NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BE TOUCHING IT WITH MY TONGUE AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY???

[August @kaptainarby]

My 🚩 is that I'm unbelievably petty. Do unto others as you would have done unto you? No. Do unto others as they have done unto you. I match energy.

[August @kaptainarby]

my new job is located next to a b&n, where I'll be waiting after some of my shifts for my ride to pick me up...

I suspect I will be returning home with Starbucks drinks and books very often

[August @kaptainarby]

possibly a controversial take, but if someone says they don't like cats or cats make them uncomfortable (outside of a fear or allergy), that's a major 🚩 imo