David “Kaptain Stinky”

Christ follower, husband, father. 1 Corinthians 2:4-5

[David “Kaptain Stinky” @kaptainstinky]

“Be on the alert, stand firm in the faith, act courageously, be strong.
All your actions must be done in love.”
1 Corinthians 16:13–14

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

You weren’t really there for the Windows XP era unless you had a CD lying around with the product key written directly on it in Sharpie

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Now I desire to remind you, though you know all things once for all, that the Lord, after saving a people out of the land of Egypt, subsequently destroyed those who did not believe. (Jude 5, NASB95, https://t.co/ISfjliWZtB)

Calvinist logic: Looks like God failed at saving the Israelites!

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@EricBurlison “Nobody NEEDS your opinion, yet here it is - you have a right to your trash options and I have a right to my guns”

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@ryancduff I’ve been wearing a $50 pair of Zenni frames and lenses for like 4 years and they have held up perfectly. I’ve only bought from them for the past decade.

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@DPGBehler Don’t make the mistake I did in college of thinking “I should disinfect this” and then grabbing Clorox wipes 💀💀💀

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@TTotalingTom @Lewisdygl Thanks! It was a fun project and it’s now a pipe that I actually grab off the rack and enjoy smoking.

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@WarPath2pt0 Dang I guess I went to the wrong Lenexa…

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Cheryl Murder

[Tokyo @otokyo__]

Make a band bigger. I’ll go first:

Maroon 8.

[David “Kaptain Stinky” @kaptainstinky]

Today I used Claude to create a Python script that fixed the metadata for about 100GB of archived photos I forgot I had in an Amazon Photos backup so I could properly import them into iCloud Photos. Unlocked a lot of memories from 2007-2014.

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@DrawNear_ This is great 🤣

[Brad Garlinghouse @bgarlinghouse]

Great to be back at the White House today alongside @realDonaldTrump, @SECPaulSAtkins, @ChairmanSelig and leaders across the crypto industry.

The big picture has never been clearer: 67 million Americans hold crypto today (that’s nearly 1 in 4!). Crypto isn't a fringe industry. And Washington DC knows the crypto voter is alive and well.

This President's incredible commitment to innovation and leadership around digital assets in the US has been profound. The future is bright.

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@DPGBehler Clearly the one with the sombrero

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@Lewisdygl Mmmm Hyde Park 🤌

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@DrawNear_ Just make sure you have some of these on hand 😂

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Ocarina of Trump (A.I. Video)

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When your 3-year old asks to have coffee with you 🥰

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@DrawNear_ The best one was “If you have a sailboat and you want to sell it you put it on sail”

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@DrawNear_ Ooooo I’ll have to try that