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[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

the whole club was dead in a hearse

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Imagine if you were a kestrel and aura farming catching Mice and Voles etc. and you go home to your tiny chud kestrel husband who has Grasshopper for the 20th day in a row

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And of course sardines are for sharing also. Share sardine with penguin

[kaptrice @kaptrice]

I could never hate tinned fish. I will love sardines until I die. Please bury me with delectable sardines. I want a sardine

[laszlo @DavidTibet1]

a lot of NYTimes articles these days seem to be written for people waiting around to die

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Life would be fun as a magpie. As a magpie I would be beautiful. Because magpies are beautiful

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ways of being different : like putting dough into a screw vise and seeing it puff out around the edges

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Contemplative penguin

[Ben (no treats) @andersonbcdefg]

me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.

[puma @pumagrowontrees]

i've thought about it and i think i belong in canada. goodbye everyone

[ibis(tiny bird eater)𓅠 @tired_ibis]

such a goofy goober, so evil..... what r they plotting....

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Sleepy penguin

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Washing my guillemot

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Awkward penguin running away

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They are different but friends anyway

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Penguin is icy

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Yumeshipping penguin

[kaptrice @kaptrice]

Hiiiiii