Kate

BSN, RN❤️

[Kate @kaquafina]

I’m tryna save money but I’d drop $10 on a jar of pickles

[Kate @kaquafina]

I have a rolling table like they have in the hospital

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I have the hand eye coordination of an area rug

[Kate @kaquafina]

Her friends watching on FaceTime as the whole table goes on fire

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I’m going to throw up in my pillow chocolate milk… I never ever do that

[Kate @kaquafina]

This is what happens when you brush the plant

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A monster named Gina- Aria

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I’m tryna get home & be Chinese

[Kate @kaquafina]

Beautiful autistic bird

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Where’s my miso?! It’s supposed to be here today!

[Kate @kaquafina]

“ on my dead grandpa who died this past year I’ve never farted in the OR”- Jackie

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“It’s best to wear a thong back in the OR because of the placenta smell” -Jackie

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Not again… not again dark! -Aria

[Kate @kaquafina]

“I’m scared, I’m all alone”
“Do you want your slug?”
“Yeah 🥺”

[Kate @kaquafina]

I don’t know how but I need to invite gordan Ramsey here

[Kate @kaquafina]

When I worked at seaworld, you should see what those cats did

[Kate @kaquafina]

It’s not shitty, it just smells like my aunts house

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You’re getting a margarita ON MY DIME @joeyristretto

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Thank you this helps so much, I just got divorced & I lost my concrete business

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My little cold slippery secret