Kara

sƃuıɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן noʎ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ

[Kara @kara_hend]

@JohnMayer seeing you tonight in Palm Springs for the 13th time (lol).
Here are my song requests!

St Patrick’s Day
Wheel
War of My Life
Comfortable
Wildfire
Dear Marie

Ty in advance (and see you again next week in LA)

[Kara @kara_hend]

@CincyTennis @rogerfederer

[रोहन ठाणेदार @marathiMaharaja]

why do numbers change when we add them together

[♡ @tinazhxng]

if you are from pennsylvania, wisconsin, michigan and georgia, PLEASE CHECK THE STATUS OF UR BALLOT AND MAKE SURE IT WAS COUNTED. IF IT WAS NOT CALL IMMEDIATELY AND CORRECT IT BY VERIFYING YOUR IDENTITY.

just google “your state” + “check ballot status”

[Kara @kara_hend]

Sexually attracted to whoever designs the CNN election maps

[Kara @kara_hend]

finally, some good news

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five billion years, our Milky Way begins to collide with the Andromeda galaxy. But not to worry. The Sun burns Earth to a crisp long before then.

[Kara @kara_hend]

@mindykaling Me waiting to hear if Rose is there 👀😭

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

What a time to be half-alive

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Hell yeah USPS flex on em

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Kara @kara_hend]

@juliaroubic This has me lolllllllling

[Kara @kara_hend]

I would just like to highlight that I went to my 9th @JohnMayer concert last night and I did not dm him before, during, or after the show. And that’s what we call ~growth~ my friends

[Kara @kara_hend]

@morganleemiller @ussoccer Wow I can relate...I’ve been waiting on my Club Norway jersey for ages now

[rascal @oomfairick]

Yeah I’m DTF:

D: Down

T: To

F: Fucking clean up the Earth because our planet is dying

[Kara @kara_hend]

@jewleah_roubic_ daft

[Kara @kara_hend]

Yup

[Emily Vaughn @Emilyvaughnx]

bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs
me: ???????????????????????????
??????????????????????????? ????????? ??????????????????
??????????????????????????? ????????? ??????????????????
???????????????????????????
bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it
me: chop it

[Kara @kara_hend]

@Delta you know what you did

[Kara @kara_hend]

@target you have delayed my order 3 times in the past two weeks and when I called to cancel because clearly I am never going to get my product the rep said I couldn't because it was at the store. Then I went and it wasn't!!! #dobetter

[Matt Clawson @matt_claw]

*Playing Euchre*
“Pick it Up”

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: What’s trump again?