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I really use this as a blog. Rants for days.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Truly successful, balanced people will tell you to fail, learn, take your time and then reinvest in the kids. These average mfs will be yelling “get your shit together” to 20yos who can’t buy food. Wow.

[haqqdaily @haqqdaily]

@IDF Sure. This was shrapnel from the "other team" 🤡stupid. Not to mention your buddy @HananyaNaftali failed you.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

@TelkomZA Love the enthusiasm! But I’m hating the fake interest in my life :( . Show me some real love by upgrading my phone for free <3

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

The @Spotify DJ is what I didn’t know I needed all my life 🎧

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

All my friends and family are growing and glowing BUT ALL AROUND THE WORLD! Am I to only see you at Christmas (maybe?) I miss you!!! Let’s all live together again smh 😭

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Ending the journey by revisiting the thoughts, emotions, and experiences from the start is quite an act. It’s poetry. Art. It’s taking an old, dry route and planting flowers on the side as you go 🌷

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Is this what adulthood is? Procrastinating doing the math by doing some code? What a life.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Gonna watch Barbie because my boyfriend’s a fan. Peer pressure.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

@javharsingh Pine nut with melted ice from last night

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

She said, “The vibe here is better than anywhere else, it’s just so serene” in like 80 decibels.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Kief is like the grinder’s reward points for using.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Not me duetting the @20thcentury intro rhythm with my boyfriend’s mom 😂

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

“Full disclosure: I don’t respect myself and thus I cannot respect you or my future wife. wanna smash?”

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

@Yah_Boy7 @Jamie_Rin13 @MissMelanie_T @Missfatcatredux @colemarisa49 @BarackObama Would you prefer if she had all those babies? Becccaaauuusee you would have provided for those poor children? Protected them from violence and a vicious cycle? Or let me get this, you care when they’re cells but not when they’re autonomous humans? Cool.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

#supportingpussy

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

I’m not nice, but I’m not a dick.

I’m not brave but I don’t cower when confronted.

No impressive IQ, but I’m not ignorant.

I’m pretty much a ginger cat in those violently adorable feline clap backs on TikTok and Insta.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

@payeezy

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

@asvina_jeena It’s not even trying to hide the fact that it’s D

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Can this girl next to me even chew those chips more aggressively? With her loud packet in this pin-drop silent room? Where no eating is allowed?

I am not a fan of people hey.

[pb&j @kara_mayy]

Say it w me: distributive brackets is ONE term.

See the dots above the line, aka division sign? Yeah that say, “put one term in the numerator and the next term in the denominator” i.e. 6/2(3) = 6/6 = 1.

Fuck your BODMAS, read math like a language.

[The Midnight Gospel @MidnightGospel]

you cry.