Kara

i haven't learned anything since i was 5 🇨🇴🇦🇲🇷🇺 she/her

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

My mind drifting away as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[barley @barleywheatling]

#eating da table

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Why is everyone saying Elon is the first trillionaire you don’t know my business or what I do on the weekend

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

🤣

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

Running a 1 person ingredient household is like being tortured to death every single day

[Rumia @JefferyDoomer]

The world if they let me kill people I hate

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[avie @cuntadelic]

I got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. I want to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch tv

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[KidDracula @HorseSkull666]

Going to a pop punk show and crowdkilling 12 year old girls so the lead singer doesn’t get a chance to hit on them

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[miia @miiagarro]

when a man u don’t like touches u it feel like a bug