The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
All jokes aside, please pray for the 750 soldiers who are deploying to Iraq as we speak.
Real heros are putting their lives on the line while ya’ll playing 🤦🏽♂️