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shapeshifter.

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

“Sub-Saharan African” 🥴

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

@hlogimajor You’re not lying

[Danita💝 @_Danitababy]

Idc I love these real baddd😩😍🤏🏾

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[¶||ziizo✨ @ilovezizo_]

1. Parents who create instagram pages for their babies and comment AS THE BABY😠
2. People who do the Rocco Mamas challenge.
3. Decorating your kitchen with Carol Boyes plates and cups. Or Gucci & LV bags and boxes in your bedroom. We get it, unemali chomi.
4. People who like using bombastic words, uzothetha wedwa✋🏽
5. Amadoda atebhisayo.
6. Being a stan and fighting for celebrities, umdala!
7. DM for price. Put the price on the caption 😠
8. If you make videos crying, don’t pmo awlili mos uyazenzisa
9. Music pulse
10. Short light skinned brus

[Topss @topetyez_]

“Strings & Bling” by NastyC probably Top 5 greatest Rap album from the continent of Africa.

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

!!!

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

He sends me money to do and buy stuff, plus i hang out with my friends. Plus i literally hate men, he’s the only one i tolerate. Very easy to not cheat when the only man you tolerate is across the world lmao.

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

Found pyjamas with pockets 😍

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

@MaDhlomo_ Lmao 😭. Having a high tolerance and then surprisingly getting cooked by a j is special because you just KNOW you smoked some good stuff 🍃

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

@thulanimjita @femalepencil If everyone used Capitec Connect, it would be exactly the same vibes! No apps, just free or very cheap data and sms rates

#CapitecIGetItNow

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

@MorolongZA @Discovery This would never happen with Capitec. They need you to verify 10 different ways before you send money 😭♥️

#CapitecIGetItNow

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

#MyType

[soph @so_phy__]

i LOVE niggas who smoke, I love when a nigga hug you and he smells like perfume mixed with weed, what tops it off is when they are high and their eyes be all red and they'll just be chilling on some cool shit..boy bring yo fine looking, high ass over here and gimme a kiss😭.

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

It’s either “you’re over qualified” or “you’re under qualified”. No in-between 😪

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

I have a sensitivity to loud sounds. Don’t be clicking and clacking near me. Don’t chew loud. Don’t snore. Don’t drag your feet. Don’t make random mouth sounds. Don’t bang things. Don’t make sounds with your cutlery. Just don’t make sounds. It bothers me so much!

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

I think the reason we cannot get anything right in this lifetime is because we are the guinea pigs of some sort of galactic change! New religions popping up, AI, CD to Spotify. DVD to Netflix. LAN cables to WIFI. Information Age. We are just test dummies.

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

Fighting for a man is so stupid.

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

Just caught that Hunter Biden video 😩

[🌻 @karabo_coco]

Galavanting and Lavatory

[Dan Corder 📺 @DanCorderOnAir]

South Africa has a beautiful tradition of using old English words that the rest of the world has left behind. Recent favourite, "dunderhead" (17th century word for a domkop). What are your favourites? Gadgets is another one