Kara Ryan

Chicago based actress, writer, and teaching artist.
"I like to sing, dance, pretend, and kazooooooo!"

[Kara Ryan @karacares2much]

Neverland's Wendy and Cinderella's stepsister Susannah form an unlikely friendship, bonded by their newfound roles as Queens of Magic. Together, they must work to defeat a sinister government agency. The only catch? They're destined to kill each other. #WMPitch #YA #F

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Honey, I steamed and boiled the kids

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Figure Skating Commentary:
Chock designed competitors' costumes!
Malinin can backflip for fun!
Glenn loves Magic the Gathering!
Nauvmov's parents died TRAGICALLY, he is so SAD, let's ask him about his PARENTS

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Hubba Hubba AWOOGA AWOOGA

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Thirst tweet for my man Captain Joe in White Christmas 😏😏😏

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elphaba has hay fever

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Join me on my mission to help people see The Truth: mushrooms are ewwww ew ewwwwyyyy

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tsitp is wild for having Belly arrive in Paris with permission from a school only for them to be like "sorry, it was a silly error, goodbye now" and just?? Kicking her out??

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Is it Steve from blue’s clues #bb27

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

Mystery Houseguest will be polarizing according to @JCMoonves in her interview w/@DaltonRoss #BB27

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@patricia_melt She’s jealous of me

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@patricia_melt Me

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So now Anora is the next Pope?

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Guy who’s only seen one other movie watching the Wizard of Oz: “so when do they pick the new pope?”

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First year in a century with no Jimmy Carter. Shoutout to Jimmy Jam, auld lang syne doesn’t sound the same without you

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@patricia_melt This sounds like a text I got recently from someone

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Kids do not have full mustaches, Stanley

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@patricia_melt
Mac be like: do you have Beef with my friend bc he’s A Roni?

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@patricia_melt Maybe Roni is the friends Beef made along the way

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@patricia_melt Can I be one of your cronies please

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@patricia_melt Don’t come for my man Jaundisimo