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[salted 🎨 @saltedchaos]

Whole region serving cunt

[sally said, sally said @tidaltowns]

everyone get more camp and kind and tryhard and unabashed and sexy and a little sleazy or trashy and weird with it right fucking now!!!!

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

If you have something sparkly in your closet, consider wearing it.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

A nonbinary owned and operated auto body shop called Thems the Brakes

[ter @seal_farts]

you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

well, she is

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

El-Sayed: Now Mike, I'm just going to remind you: if you don't know how to say the name, keep the name out your damn mouth. Or just call me Abdul. But I got some opinions about his name. See, it's very fitting for him: Rogers.

Cause that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.

"Mike, we need you to put a data center in the backyard." — "Roger!"

"Mike, we need you to hike their prescription drug prices." — "Roger!"

"Mike, we need you to rubber-stamp this war we shouldn't be fighting." — "Roger!"

"Mike" — and this one's Donald Trump — "I need you to lick these boots." — "Roger!"

And I think—I think I speak for all of us here in Michigan when I say that we are done with Rogers. Go back to Florida where you belong!

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[moe 🦐 @TRUEVALENTlNE]

remembering when I got drunk and asked my friend to put me in submission holds to see if I could take it

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Symone looks breathtaking for Paper Magazine.

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

Fantano continuing to retweet a bunch of men saying he’s right & that he’s totally not misogynistic despite the constant stream of women saying otherwise is just the most pathetic cope I’ve ever seen

Like wow, even when they swear they’re leftists, they still think so low of us

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

he had too much motion

[bri @floptrina5000]

realising ive taken it too far at the pregame

[🏴 @wifeguyyuta]

#happypride

[soph @vintageminii]

happy first of june

[Fraser ꕤ @StFrazzles]

like im sorry but i understand the insane crystal stans now like this is top tier

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

It’s her time

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

huge week for butter

[✨ Aja Miyake Mugler ✨ @ajaoxum]

Crystal Methyd is very special and needs to be protected at all costs!!!

That lady is a diamond!