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⋗ 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 ⋖

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

imagine how happy you’d be if you gave yourself the attention you’re craving so badly from others.

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

i want to start canning stuff

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

i have more fun driving in my car alone listening to music than anything else

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

@SHANiN_MARiE mine is so low right now i keep forgetting to stop and fill them up😅🤣

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

somebody tell me I should not get a second dog 😏🤔😇

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

the cat and dog have officially bonded over their shared fear of the vacuum.

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

my friend and I ate mushrooms last night and punched an onion with brass knuckles on. he said “make that bitch cry for a change” 😅🤣

[Sparkles @LaserSparkles]

How do horses even snort ketamine

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

how dare you knock on my door and hand me my food when it CLEARLY says no contact delivery.

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

stg I was slightly relieved to be positive because all I do is fxcking work.

[aj PA-C @j_thePA]

Is burnout hoping your covid test is positive so you can have 5 days off

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

this guy was shocked that I’m 31 and when I thanked him for thinking I look younger he said “it’s not even just the way you look, you’re super weird” 🤣💀

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

sorry I was late, my dog was looking super cute and I had to snuggle her an extra 15 minutes before I left the house.

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

@Cisforcookie23 targeted 😅

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

i want to pay someone to work out for me, but be the one who sees the results.

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

i love having a tiny little house because it could be an absolute disaster and it still only takes me like an hour to clean the whole thing

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

who’s your least favorite character in the entire Harry Potter series?

I’ll go first..
Delores mother fuggin Umbridge.

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

Voldemort, you’re supposed to be one of the greatest wizards of all time but you can’t beat a 14 year old who only found out he was a wizard 2 years ago. step down. #gobletoffire

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

you know you’re single af and live alone when you start eating meals right out of the pots you made them in because fuck the extra dishes 🤣

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

not me sobbing watching the 20th anniversary Harry Potter special😅

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

@lexpretzel yessss ready when you are!

[ɐ ɹ ɐ ʞ @karadactyl___]

why is drinking at bars such a norm? let’s eat mushrooms and play board games.