kara dean

Lover of karaoke, lip gloss, & @CokeZero. A lil bit loud & crazy. Laugher. Educator. Booty shaker.

[kara dean @karadean]

Why would you show up 17 minutes before a restaurant closes?

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When you realize you need to return something to Amazon but final return by date was yesterday…

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@dpasamonte @McDonalds Lol

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Okay, @McDonalds ! Why did you tell me the McRib was going away forever last time, but here it is again? You are playing with my emotions.

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A bodycon dress def looks better if you have no body. I came. I went. I saw. I did not conquer.

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If you need to cry a little or question your life decisions, listen to country music. It’s got me like okayyy.

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Are you team Conrad or Jeremiah? #TSITP

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I always take leftovers home from a restaurant knowing that there is a 95% chance I will never eat them.

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Why does every song that comes on remind me of dudes I use to love? Ick.

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When you were not charging your phone the whole time at home.

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@RadomskiLacy Same, girl. Same.

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There are two types of people. Those who can successfully fold a fitted sheet and those who cannot. Which one are you?

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@MakeupNMavs I am so sorry she was rude.

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@BarstoolBigCat hey! Where did you get this hoodie??? I need it!!!

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And then I feel like it makes me look weak to cry. But at the end of the day, I know I gotta let it out. My heart is with Uvalde. #PrayersForUvalde

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When you can’t stop crying because this world is a terrible place.

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When your fake lashes tell you to stop crying, you stop.

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@faboojenn Yep! Exactly!

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It’s interesting how when you set boundaries that people sometimes think you are being rude.

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@AleighDub I love you more.