Kara

God gives his funniest battles to his silliest clowns (she/her)

[Kara @karahandelman]

This includes @lululemon specifically. I’ve been an employee the last 5 years and have never EVER experienced a service so terrible. I will not be ordering from them until they start using fedex again.

[Kara @karahandelman]

No one should ever order from a company that uses @shipveho. My stuff is being delivered between 12am and 3am. Customer service will not respond. Ridiculous and unacceptable.

[kale @softkale]

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Every politician, Democrat or Republican, that works to increase ICE funding instead of abolishing it shares responsibility for every single one of these gestapo abductions.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

she’s gonna be hit hard by the tariffs

[Kara @karahandelman]

I hope Cory booker is currently sipping on some throat coat tea and curling up in bed with a good book

[Kara @karahandelman]

Anyway follow me on bluesky @karahandelman.bsky.social, I loathe Elon Musk and everything he stands for.

[Kara @karahandelman]

I swear the Albanian guy next to me at the airport is on TikTok just to dunk on me

[Kara @karahandelman]

I ran the NYC Marathon yesterday and when I saw my parents I nearly knocked another runner over can someone find her so I can say sorry

[Kara @karahandelman]

Guys I’m running a marathon in five days that’s crazy

[eugene h. krabs @argargargarg_]

err. he's problematic

[Kara @karahandelman]

Sometimes I’ll walk behind someone hitting a puff bar, can’t believe some of you missed the taste of children’s Tylenol that much

[Kara @karahandelman]

@BradleyWhitford AAAAND THE WAITRESS IS PRACTICING POLITICS!!!! AS THE BUSINESSMEN SLOWLY GET STOOOONED

[Kara @karahandelman]

More foods should include pickles

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Goodbye to the charming and wonderful Gavin Creel. 💔

[JP @jpbrammer]

rats secure yet another victory in New York’s “war on rats”

[Kara @karahandelman]

@smallemache The cool kids voted to get rid of me I’m ashamed of what it did to me what it did to me it stole my fun it stole my fun!!!!!!!!!!
I GREW UP IN THE SHOES THEY TOLD ME I COULD FILL!!!!

[Richard Schiff @Richard_Schiff]

Big block of
…. At the White House