Pumpkin Spice Coochie

'A better Eminem' - @Pupkit_Star69

'A knife to butter toast' - @Sunflowersunro1

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

Got called a dyke 3 separate times while waiting to pick up a package from the post office....like I already knew my fade looks better than yours but thanks for the confirmation

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

[sal ⋅☆‧₊˚ @sal4mon69]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

Grifters gonna grift 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A MAGA televangelist who told his congregants to give him all their money because the rapture would happen today has reportedly disappeared with all the cash.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

a catty gay breakup born of betrayal and substance abuse? during Pride month?

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

@girlionknow_ @evune The FBI has a CP task force, its the correct place for her to report. Also, because possessing CP in any way is a felony, she HAS to report it to protect herself from prosecution. And the FBI is less likely to "lose" something than the LAPD when it comes to CP

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Breaking news Walz got bitches 35 years ago before getting married

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

Stories like this make me realize I gotta step my petty game up. Whatever official saw that video and went "bye bitch" you're an inspiration

[Xolisa @Temptingtony__]

There’s a white South African girl who fucked around and found out. Made a TikTok about living in Guyana and basically said she’s the most beautiful person there because she’s white and blonde. The government wastes no time and she was deported 2days later😭😭😭

[Teddy Wynton @TeddyWynton]

I can’t unsee it

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

is this not the white nuclear family y’all have been fighting for

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

@bedras @GamePakPreacher

[poletic kate @poetickate]

haven’t seen a single tweet saying “imagine a little boy watching a rapist run for president” so please spare us the virtue signaling you weird freaks

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

@joontsm The placement of the new bathroom is better. I think its the tub, that was the coolest part and the white one looks boring by comparison

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

@lisettevoytko I felt it in LIC

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The internet is undefeated lmao

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

If there are two main things Homer tells us about Achilles in the Iliad , it is that he is swift-footed, and his anger is deep and slow to mend. In many senses, this makes him the originator of The Fast and the Furious. In this essay I will

[Pumpkin Spice Coochie @karahauenstein]

Now sir

[10TV @10TV]

A sheriff's deputy in Georgia made the "arrest" of a lifetime - when he staged a traffic stop to propose to his girlfriend. | https://t.co/W9NNzYTMjh #10TV