Karalee Evans

Senior Digi-kid. Head of Digital & Loyalty. politics. opinion. culture. sociology. dogs not cats. veteran.

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

@Lizzie_yee @chzaib Lizzie. They’re not even off the plane. Stop it.

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Boop.

https://t.co/tK8LsfPvwy

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Here’s the thing, EIon.
It’s not great business to only communicate with paying customers on the day you want to hold them to ransom. That’s… not how business to business works.
#lol #digitaladvertising

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

@acatinatree Wow, finally!

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Might need to turn it off and on again today, EIon

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Were you looking for evidence to answer “should I advertise on @Twitter y/n?”
The last 48hrs has answered it. Reputable brands won’t risk it to appear next to holocaust deniers & Biden laptop truthers.
And good luck EIon for subscriptions to pay all of the bills 💩🗑️

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

@Pollytics A long history of no action due to “costs”. Kennett refused to deal with them, and Dan’s consistent investment to remove them means more jobs, less congestion and frankly faster metro trains. Localized short term pain but they win communities once completed.

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

The days of newspaper front pages changing elections are clearly over. Perhaps time to reflect and revert back to unbiased reporting of news is now overdue.

It would seem influencing elections is only for the Russians’ socmed teams these days.
#VicVotes2022

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

It’s interesting that the Liberal’s positioning in this seat is all about the lockdowns. Do people really think we would have been open under the Libs? I mean… 🤔 #Vicvotes22

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Voted early so I don’t have to deal with the crowds today. If my seat’s early voting queues are anything to go by, this is gonna be super tight. A safe Labor seat with many taking Liberal how to vote cards #Vicvotes22

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

@FJKeany @tagalongtess You’re little fambam is one of the genuine Twitter success stories!

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

@twcau *whispers* is she still here? I’m slightly scared she’ll claim bullying (again)

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Actually, it wouldn’t be a Twitter wake without this nugget. RIP #socmed circa 2015

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

If we’ve met or had laughs (or even tears) along the way, I’m on Instagram. Not sure I’m going to do Masta-thingy. It’s weird.
Insta karaleeevans

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

With a few handles, I’ve had Twitter on and off since 2009. 13 years! It’s been a catalyst to meeting some absolutely awesome people, from the socmed scene in Sydney, to politics to the days where getting tweets from your # on a screen was the pinnacle cont

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

And for the last four years I’ve remained here through my job, running our account as our customers are one of the last user bases here.
It’s been an absolute fucking ride, Twitter.
Whatever happens here, thanks for the memories. 🫡

[Karalee Evans @karalee]

Wait, Musk wants Twitter to become a bank? “then we will be the people’s financial institution.”

Um, M8 we don’t even trust that Super Mario is real or fake here now. And you want us to bank our savings here?

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Elon Musk surprised Twitter employees today with a surprise all-hands scheduled less than a half hour before it started. It was his first time addressing the company in a meeting.

I obtained a recording and just published the full transcript: https://t.co/QcmVcKsxy0