Kara

Follower of Christ. Mother. Animal lover.

[Kara @karamiller87]

.@McDonalds how many oz are supposed to be in a medium cappuccino? Bc I keep getting half full & told it’s to make room for foam. I ask & no1 knows- even mgrs. #ripoff #liars #mcscam

[Kara @karamiller87]

Well this certainly isn’t the #pattymelt I ordered from @sonicdrivein I got it specifically for the Texas Toast. I waited 18 minutes for this?! #sodisappointed

[Kara @karamiller87]

@RadioLunchbox @RadioAmy Quite honestly this was the funniest thing I’ve heard in months. I can’t stop laughing at all of the craziness of the whole thing!

[Kara @karamiller87]

This is BY FAR the funniest bit I’ve heard in months! So organic and hilarious! “I’m the worst dad ever!” To “are you serious?” @bobbybonesshow this is gold

[Kara @karamiller87]

I AM SHOOK. Is this @mattsalleemusic on @KimmySchmidt season 3 episode 11? If not, you have a freakin twin. I watched it 5 times @PTXofficial

[Kara @karamiller87]

@RadioLunchbox He’s about to be depressed. A lot of anti depressant hormones are made in your intestines ...

[Kara @karamiller87]

@mikesaenzsays Definitely m’david. He also walks around in a fedora and tips it while saying m’lady

[Kara @karamiller87]

Here’s how you fix it @TigeAndDaniel Daniels name goes first. Maybe Dan and Tige flows better than Daniel and Tige.

[Russell Dickerson @russelled]

Every time you type out Wednesday, you say in your head wed-ness-uh-day. Don’t lie....

[Kara @karamiller87]

Every time @mrBobbyBones makes a Friends, I can relate. No one gets my @theofficenbc at work either. It kills me! @bobbybonesshow

[Leau Est La Vie Camp @NoBayouBridge]

Students from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky wearing #MAGA hats mocked an elder at the #IndigenousPeoplesMarch on the national mall. The Superintendent of Schools Diocese of Covington @supmikeclines was in DC with them.
Call the Catholic school at 859-491-2247

[Kara @karamiller87]

@scotthoying Looks like millennium force at @cedarpoint Am I right?

[Kara @karamiller87]

Just registered the girls. They are so excited! Camp, here we come!

[Kara @karamiller87]

@bobbybonesshow @RadioAmy From what we know about Amy’s driving skills, “a little bit” is not a little bit.

[Kara @karamiller87]

@suemaloney7 hey! I sent you a DM :)

[Kara @karamiller87]

Holy crap this is amazing

[Kara @karamiller87]

At the veterinarian’s office in a room. I hear birds freaking out in the waiting room. My end is here. I can’t look to see what’s up, because then the creatures will get me.
RIP me.

[Kara @karamiller87]

@TigeAndDaniel I had a girl friend who, the only thing you could count on, is that she’d disappear during the night. Every. Single. Time. We also never had to wait in line @ Acme bc of her, so... trade off

[Kara @karamiller87]

@roxiqt Peanut drought

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.