Karan Shah

[Karan Shah @karan__chu]

Bumped into Navjot Singh Sidhu and he said "guru yede chale karo bhi mat, bijlee ka bill bharo hi mat, andhere mein sandaas aye toh flush karo hi mat"

[Karan Shah @karan__chu]

Today's world says sacrifice living today to live the sacrifice tomorrow

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Galti hogayi MX player khol ke
skip movie ka option aagaya ad ke bech mein

[Karan Shah @karan__chu]

@Cakeperaltaa Teri coffee deep fry karke kha gaya

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If you're doing or posting anything related comedy please don't name it 'unfiltered'
Log aajaenge filter lagane

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One take scene in a play:
Kya boring hai bhai mai toh mootne jara

One take scene in a TV show:
I've never seen something like this

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Nahi chahiye tera 10 minutes dahi delivery, aaj bhi mai khud market se dahi lata hu aur mummy ko 40 rupees delivery charges lagata hu.

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If 2 people breathe the same oxygen within 10 metres of each other they are in an oxygenship 💕

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Ispe 5% ya 18% GST?

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Juta chupai industry in India is estimated to generate 1 lakh crore hard cash in the coming months

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Bhai hamara Virat Kohli se zyada leaves leta hai aur phir LinkedIn pe jaake corporate gyaan marta hai 🤣🤣🙏

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Either you get a window seat or you get to watch reels but don't ask for both

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To make a great film is a service, to watch a great film is very selfish.

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Early bird catches the worm but also gets constipated for not chewing the the food 32 times

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Samosa khaate waqt chutney ko yaad karte ho aur chutney dekhte hi pakoda ko yaad karte ho.

Samosa, chutney aur pakoda teeno ek sath dikh jaaye toh bas randirona karte ho.

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Can we normalize normal lies with mental thighs and criminal eyes under moonrise?

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Galat word type karke dusri movie dekh li, movie achi lagi toh sahi word ko bhul kar galti kar li

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"coke float mein coke nahi icecream float hota hai."

Okay buddy 👍

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Why would you read a book in the era when you could watch 1600 reels in the same time. Reel technology is made for you to consume information in the most efficient manner.

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