Gabrielle Foster

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

I just unfollowed Taylor Swift, I'm expecting a song within an hour.

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

Good morning! Thank you God for another day to get better! It's going to be a great day!

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

The guy next to me on this plane is excited about Sheryl Crow coming to town, and I'm excited about meeting a time traveler from 1995!

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

Good morning Thomasians! Today is the birthday of our national hero, Jose Rizal!

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

I swear Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Aniston simple don't age and get progressively better looking as time goes on

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

Obama is overwhelming the Nation's welfare roles in order to collapse the economy. The same "model" bankrupted NYC in D 70's.

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

Just saw another Mac Miller ad. He better be sending JVR royalties for making his career on 24/7.

[Gabrielle Foster @karancmiam]

BOPS2 Skill gap went through the roof when FAL and KAP40- got banned