karandeep

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Soon as I see a nigga w/ an Apple Watch on I immediately deem him a non threat. And his hoe damn near up for grabs.

[🦦 @SM0KINGMID]

Shoutout Bam. He’s shown me anything is possible. Giving my ex a call rn

[Eric Jiang @veggie_eric]

profile pic of the best engineer at your company

[Cleo from 6 to 7 @corpsglorieux]

i was so pressed about net neutrality in 7th grade

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

The Amazon delivery drivers are going to gang up and burn this mfers house down.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Turned my 401k contribution to the lowest possible amount so I can focus on having dinner and drinks with my friends

[Officialgracie @OfficialGracie]

You gotta do at least 3 white people activity per year for a healthy & balanced wellbeing

[c✰⭑ @natalienunnstan]

this is so me

[brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt]

asking the Buffalo Wild Wings waitress to turn all the TVs to Al Jazeera

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

How am I going to be provide the greatest shareholder value if I don’t dress like greatness?

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Getting ready to listen to earnings calls for companies I own 1 share of

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

are you gonna wag your tail when you see me or what bro

[venda mone @mrinininininini]

i’m not a romantic but this is how i would peel an orange for you

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

never partying in Texas ever again

[Sad Pitt @Bbillions]

6 drinks in about to FaceTime every woman I ever loved

[bunk🎀 @lilbunkkk]

air bnb be so crazy wym 4 bedrooms and 12 beds??😭😭😭😭

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I’d burn nations to the ground on her command

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

yall fuckin around in ubers is crazy i get in my uber and become Normal Spongebob until i leave