i have a problem

That’s the name of my comedy special. Tweeting to you, live…

[i have a problem @karanisme]

Had the most amazing time exploring KL with #ThinkCityKL and #SwitchMalaysia for their #ArtOnTheMove initiative to raise awareness of creating more sustainable cities.
Here are some glimpses… 🧵

[i have a problem @karanisme]

I truly believe now this would be the best ending…
Maybe that’s the script?

[Uraharastudio @Uraharastudio]

This would be peak ending in the World Cup

[i have a problem @karanisme]

Absolute cinema!
Thanks to all the footballers for making us believe in the magic of the World Cup again.

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

The leader of men 🇳🇴
Good night 🛶

[Quincy 🥷🏽🏆 @afcquincy]

Knew the officiating was bad but I didn’t know it was this bad yesterday

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

These indie devs made a library simulator where you must return all 3,072 books to their rightful places. It's currently a top-seller on Steam.

- Sort books by cover & title
- Run a magical arcane library
- Very satisfying

It's called Librarian: Tidy Up the Arcane Library!

[Bop Daddy ⚪️🔴 @awoyemijoshua61]

My joy in this title winning is that NOBODY will say they carried this team to win it. This title belongs to everyone. And I mean EVERYONE.

Yes, Rice was elite.
Raya was elite.
Gabriel and Saliba were elite.
Timber was elite. Five players you point to and say — these are the best five this season. Fine.

But let me ask you something.

Do we win this title if Martinelli doesn't score that last-second equalizer against Man City?

Do we win it if Eze doesn't produce two maverick performances against Spurs to kill them off?

Do we win it if Saka doesn't score that one clinical goal against Brighton at the Amex — one goal, 1-0, job done?

Do we win it if Ødegaard doesn't come on and, like a man possessed, creates something from absolutely nothing? Do we win it without Trossard's goal against West Ham? Those two guys stepping up when it mattered most?

Do we win if Max Dowman doesnt come off the bench against Everton and wins us the game?

Do we win if Madueke doesn't score against Brentford (1-1) to keep the pressure on City?

Do we win if Merino — despite the whole world screaming "don't bring him on" — doesn't come on at St James' Park and scores the goal that wins it. Against chelsea to score the equaliser when they were ten men?

Do we win if Zubimendi doesn't score those two bangers against Nottingham Forest to help us put them to the sword 3-0.

And remember the beginning? Calafiori. Set piece. 1-0. Day one, telling us exactly what kind of season this was going to be. Do we win if not for him?

Then Zubimendi gasses out and Myles Lewis-Skelly walks into the team like he's been here for years.

Do we win if Kai Havertz didn't score from a corner, 1-0 against Burnley — doing exactly what the team needed.?

When Calafiori got injured. When Timber got injured. Do we survive without Mosquera and Hincapié coming in and performing at a level nobody expected? Do we survive without Ben White?

And even beyond all that — Jesus, Nwaneri — they weren't the league's critical performers, but they were around. They took the load off in cup competitions. They kept people fresh. They mattered.

This is what I find so incredibly beautiful about this title.

Nobody carried it. Nobody can look at this squad and say "I did that." Because everyone did that. From the starter who kept a clean sheet to the sub who came on for 15 minutes and scored. From the academy kid who nobody expected to the veteran who showed up when the season needed him most.

This is not a one-man trophy. This is not even a five-man trophy.

This is 25 men, a manager, a coaching staff, and a culture — all deciding in the same moment that this is the year.

Good old-fashioned football. A team sport. Beautiful, mehn.

[i have a problem @karanisme]

What if the brand became the Iftar time?

Kudos to the creative team for pushing this to the clients and getting it out there!

Brilliant use of 7-Eleven changing its name to 7-Twenty Six to mark the Iftar time.

[i have a problem @karanisme]

Arsenal fan. But this was funny.

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

arteta in school when his teacher told him to go stand in the corner of the room

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

This story is nuts. This guy, Igor Komarov, the son of a Ukrainian crime boss, was kidnapped in Bali 2 weeks ago by some people who said his dad stole a ton of money from them.

They broke his legs, cut off his fingers, and tortured the hell out of him and made him film a bunch of hostage videos disclosing how his family’s business scams people.

Anywho, he’s dead now. Dad didn’t pay the ransom. Crazy stuff.

[yammi @sighyam]

So the Pokémon Wind & Wave map is basically Indonesia, Malaysia, Southern Thailand and Singapore stitched together???

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arsenal fans: "We’re winning the quadruple"

The world:

[i have a problem @karanisme]

@viveksharmaaa Don’t bother bro. And the food sucks on top of it. Better to dine at a restaurant for the same price.

[FoodPornMalaysia @MalaysianFoods]

Ini sebab kenapa kita tak perlu pergi ke BAZAR

Karipap RM10
Murtabak RM10 Sekeping
Roti John RM20 Ayam / RM25 Daging
Ayam Golek RM60
Air Balang Cawan Kecik RM8 / Cawan Besar RM15

[i have a problem @karanisme]

Wtf. I’m just trying to get my clothes out of the wardrobe and put them on in a hurry to leave for work.
Who has time to play origami to unfold them?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

If I knew folding clothes was this easy I’d do it all day