Kara Phillips

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

🗣️ I'M FROM BALTIMORE. THAT'S WHY.

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

Post Malone: “I wrote this song about the Chiefs and the referees”

Plays “I Had Some Help” 💀🤣

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

Thank you Kendrick Lamar! For years I have been paralyzed stuck in a wheel chair. But when u started performing at the halftime show I gained the strength to get up and turn that trash ass music off! Thank you Mr. Lamar for all you do for the disabled community!

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

controlling my titanic submarine voyage with this

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Took adderall to finish my homework and ended up trying to crack the JonBenét Ramsey case instead

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

[josie✧ @josiebellaa]

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i can’t hang out tonight i have to lay in bed and feel weird

[Hootie @Hooters]

buy her wings from Hooters or Pete Davidson will

[Kara Phillips @karaphillipss]

@MrPeanut1016 Accurate af

[Kara Phillips @karaphillipss]

Brandee asked me how my mental health is since day lights savings hit like that girl has two kids and still is so caring and thoughtful to lil ol me

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[𝑀 @itgirlsdiaryy]

she’s def loyal if she has that one necklace that she never takes off

[toxic king @toxicking]

She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.