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[audrey @karassa]

Booty day! @EDGEFitnessGym

[audrey @karassa]

@casually_late 🤨🤨🤨 why are you taking painkillers for fun? #askingcauseicare

[audrey @karassa]

The dog does not understand that the cat does not appreciate a cold nose up the butt. She's just not into that sort of play.

[audrey @karassa]

Tempo reps suuuuuuck. @EDGEFitnessGym

[audrey @karassa]

Just finished our first challenge workout. That was easy harder than it should have been! 💙🖖 @EDGEFitnessGym

[audrey @karassa]

Hey @MrSilverScott have you ever had a client request that you put a conservatory in their home? What sort of things do you need to look out for when constructing a room that's mostly glass? #AskingForAFriend

[audrey @karassa]

Hey @PropertyBrother, any chance you'll be filming in Detroit this year? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[audrey @karassa]

I currently have two different friends named Andrea pinning mermaids on Pinterest. It makes me happy. 😊💙🖖

[audrey @karassa]

I wish airplanes had a "tour guide" radio station you could tune into that just was a running commentary on what you were flying over. I guess it'd only be useful for people in the window seat though.

[audrey @karassa]

I just pointed a spray bottle of water at one of our cars and said "say 'meow' one more time, muthafucka." This day is off to a great start.

#channelingmyinnerSamuelLJackson

[audrey @karassa]

@AnneWheaton @wilw Lookie who got a forever home today! Meet Seiera!

[audrey @karassa]

Meet our newest family member: Seiera!

[audrey @karassa]

@wilw It was so awesome hearing you read some of it during @JoCoCruise ! 💙🖖

[audrey @karassa]

@_chaos_factory The Martian. Phantom Tollbooth. Ready Player One. The Secret Garden.

[audrey @karassa]

Y'know, everyone is always going on about how badass Maleficent is because she can turn into a purple, fire-breathing dragon, but everyone forgets that Mad Madam Mim did it too.
https://t.co/arJr5lzzIa

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Only YOU can make this happen. 🤞
#TwitterTest

[audrey @karassa]

My husband just made me realize that my mental catch-phrase is "what/when is my next food?" 😂😂😂

[audrey @karassa]

@JoCoCruise #wakandaforver

[audrey @karassa]

@EverywhereErica @Mormonger I am totally going to try this!