Matty (karate_matty)

Known Dragon Soop and former Escape from Tarkov enjoyer. Colossal idiot. Big Jake vibes.

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

As he nooted his last noot

[Telepurte @Telepeturtle]

Noot noot

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[Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach]

Just saw this chap in Tesco

It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@sheepyboiii 🃏🃏🃏

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@FordKiernan1 Ford and Prof is such a specific crossover and I love it.

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@LocalThunk

[Code of Honor Enjoyer @LuckyTed417]

They pull a bat'leth, you pull a phaser. He sends one of yours to the infirmary, you send one of his to Sto'vo'kor.

@emlowz

[Goose @ pinned! @Fujyno]

FOUND MEDIA

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@messedupfoods @sheepyboiii

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@sheepyboiii @beepboopsloane You were correct.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

monday commute

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Even Thor's hammer is not immune to the fake weight guy: 😭

[uwo's lab | the funny science man @uwutoowo1]

IN 3 HOURS (6PM EST) I'm gonna attempt to run DOOM on horse electrolytes

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@Psientologist Man aint that the truth.

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@Greg1756 Have the best time pal!

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

@FizzyJoose I'd read a collection of short stories of your offices nonsense.

[Matty (karate_matty) @karate_matty]

It might have been a big reward, I don't know what I do with the gems. Some buzz.