Karate Dad

Hi-ya, bitches.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles and 49ers flipped 6th-round picks, with Philadelphia also getting WR Marquise Goodwin.

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What? An emergency blender??

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I know how to send figs now

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What’s your favorite GIFT on the internet

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Wait where is baby lloda???

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They look like they’re from Wonton Abbey!

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Exhibit B

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This is what happens when my phone password is the same always

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What is woke

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“Papi you were speeding!”
“No it was profiling... he’s a racist pig. He looks 12 years old”

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“Wait what is Ex Are - is that a phone?” #karatedad

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“Whos esteven?!”

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My wife says I should put #resist #trumpsucks #stevemilleristheantichrist #liberalwife

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You should follow Karate Dad

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What is tweet?

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[MeekMill @MeekMill]

I’d like to thank God, my family, and all my public advocates for their love, support and encouragement during this difficult time. While the past five months have been a nightmare, the prayers, visits, calls, letters and rallies have helped me stay positive.

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But can I watch netFLIX on the train on my computer and it does not use data?

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I don’t ride and Uber

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The zen master plays one note over and over until he has truly become one with the note. No matter how annoying