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@fleshsimulator Seeing this shit continue day after day week after week has me seriously wondering how many of yall are actually existing irl and not completely lobotomized with your entire soul sucked in to the sticky thralls of the internet’s digestive tract, like a webbed fly

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@FalconryFinance @SpiralSwinging You and your fag buddy @eigenkirkbot are a waste of oxygen the way you and your obsessive compulsive gremlins keep this going, you lot are so chronically online that you literally can’t help yourself stop coming back for more attention. It’s revolting, you are all scum

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@Howlingmutant0 You stealing quotes from @fleshsimulator now

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@MeganBitchell It also made your tits smaller

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@Electrarythm Jerry Seinfeld groomed and raped a 17 year old holy fuck I actually thought this page was valuable get fucking beyond recognition you shit cunt

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@MeganBitchell I’m at the beach rn with your finger in my ass wtf

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@gorilla_rape Yall gonna go brain dead from the ai intrusion onto your ___ wing online safe spaces within the next decade I promise you. Make her 350 lbs and please keep that same energy 😂

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@FattiuserPat @nypost P90 cracked me up the most. This is a god damn COD4 layout

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@HasbullaCane Nikishin for Parayko seems likely. Jarvis and nadeau for Bedard?

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@urfriendmeg Well water world is lowkey fun as shit and Raleigh has absolutely nothing close. They ain’t shipping the prospects out to Greensboro to get syphilis from emerald point (wet n wild for all you young bloods)

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@zebbel4289339 @afsv76t22 @harmless_user Kirk’s neck hole got more action in 30 mins than you will in 10 years. Okay. See how easy that is? Now you make a joke about it. You’re pressed? Or no… nothings off limits. Remember. Jokes. Words. Riff. Use your imagination. Or cope, kneel to the hypocritical reply poster

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@CanesIncognito Pissed I miss them a few years ago. Hoping for a new tour soon (a new album please god)

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@Howlingmutant0 @foxdiepopuli_ @LizzyStarrrdust Yeahhhhh you’re just a hypocritical faggot

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@LeBolshevikman You’ve attracted a gaggle of hypocritical faggots. Don’t you get it? You attack the head rapist and then 15 home bound degenerates are in your mentions, tagging you, commenting, reposting, ughhh, sad…

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@Howlingmutant0 Who knew the rape joke reply guy would be the moral arbiter for policing Twitter speech

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@Howlingmutant0 So today is the day where you get “serious” (again) and complain about edgy offensive tweets and how the left is so hypocritical. Your values are ironclad and so very consistent yeah... Anyways, is tomorrow rape day or slur day? Want to make sure I don the right online persona

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@AGoldFan Never in my right mind did I ever expect so many canes fans to be totally on board with taking on a 3yr $9+ million contract for an expiring 36 year old defenseman, a guy who is staring down the career ending course-correcting barrel of every late life “puck-moving defenseman”

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@HasbullaCane My inside source says my farts smell like Canadian pine wanna give my ass a sniff?

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@BeNice2MeProd Phenomenal stuff as always. Your longform productions are tops. Nothing better than the jungle gym friendo, I’m gonna hit the swing set on after work tonight but can’t stay long as I’m doing my 5th rewatch of breaking bad on the year- that Tuco Salamanca is one spicy quesadilla!

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@urfriendmeg Tbh I don’t remember the last time a team besides either of the Florida teams won a cup with a true vezina goaltender. Plus, Hellebuyck always ALWAYS shits the bed after the 1st round of the playoffs. Idgaf about international play, he sucks in the Stanley cup playoffs