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tHe(y/m) | bad at twitter | ttrpg enthusiast | alphabet soup diagnosis haver | former monkey bars champion

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@suchnerve somewhat ironically though, I'm well known among my friends for my cooking
I just don't make all the good shit for just me regularly

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@suchnerve meanwhile, I'm making jasmine rice with bag cheese and diced chicken, with a little furikake and chili oil ten nights in a row
the combo breaker is sometimes adding broccoli

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@poe_collector I'm re-learning how to raise a puppy 🥺

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I need everyone to say hello to my new, sweet, baby boy, Yuki!

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if someone pauses the game when they die just to scream at you, their teammate, for not rushing in to try to heal them (also you are not a "support" hero) after they dove in too deep, you're going to lose this match. It's almost guaranteed.
#deadlockgame

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For every "careful Geist" ping I hear, I will int into a walker
#deadlockgame

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if you ping "retreat" at me after I'm already engaged with two+ people, I'm taking my hands off of the keyboard and just letting death take me
#deadlockgame

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@hatb0xghost I misremembered. It's inspections every other year for newer vehicles 🫠

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@suchnerve “One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. —”
― Kathleen Long, Broken Pieces

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and then he was gone two months later. the unexplained weight loss was due to kidney failure.

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The bright side of being told that Arrow dropped a pound (down to seven) and that he should really get back up to eight, is that I don't have to feel bad about eating string cheese in front of him. Here you go, little dude. Doctor's orders!

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two months and eight MAJOR patches later, it's almost feeling like a retail release

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Crimson Desert: have you ever wondered what playing a beta version of a fantasy themed Red Dead Redemption would be like? Give us $70 to find out!

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@suchnerve (it's all related because there's no way this could be happening without actually processing all this extremely bad badness properly)

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@suchnerve I've semi-recently made my therapist and psychiatrist cry, after the loss my sweet baby Arrow (pfp)
They're both also impressed with the progress I've made in processing this profound loss.

related: I'm currently waiting to find out if I'm chosen to adopt a new puppy this week.

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@poe_collector kids might not know the joys of having their block's phone exchange in their yard anymore, but I guess having a data center strapped to your house is similar enough

welcome back teenage phreaks

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@BrainClouds what's a little Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly between friends?

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@suchnerve at least in my experience, feeling very strongly one way or the other about things tends to cause people who aren't feeling strongly about something to just go with that. we're communal/herd creatures.

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@imabeebop

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@tashabloombaby I mostly used to use OKCupid to meet friends in new cities while I was traveling or whatever back in the day.
dating apps are toxic af these days

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@MrDrewbles @patagonia yeah, it's dumb all over. Like, they're both going to take a PR hit for this, but only one of them is obligated to be here.