scott

base model white guy

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[Stephen Cross @scr0sX]

More video of the blue, striated shelf cloud in southeast Iowa this morning ahead of a potential tornado outbreak.

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

(using two fries like a pair of chopsticks to pick up a third fry) What is the electoral college

[bridget @pacinocrave]

of course the sexiest man that ever lived had the coolest house ever

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

Unless your name was Alex Pretti.

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

We have to let Zohran run for president

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[josh @joshypooper]

would you rather get shot 25 times or hang out with me for a little bit

[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

The big difference between Halo and Gears of War from that era is that Halo is "timeless" while Gears of War is "dated in the best possible way". GoW and its marketing are this perfect time capsule for 2006-2010.

[Chris Phillips @Chrisweather]

Storm Deflector 3000 fully activated!

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

The secretary of transportation was quite insistant when he claimed this sort of road decoration was extremely dangerous

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

*deep breath*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SgtDangerCow @SgtDangerCow]

Me trying to select a spawn point in the latest #BF6 update

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you.

Thanks to the @NBA, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of @LinkNYC screens across our city.

LGK.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED