kar

I'm a grown woman, I can do whatevaa I want

[kar @karburnss]

Can't please everyone

[kar @karburnss]

When he isn't replying and he reads it and ignores you then tells u 2k comes first #longdistanceishard

[kar @karburnss]

How to bond with your family: all wake up at the same time in the middle of the night with the flu 🙃🤒

[zaym @zaymvs]

she's a combination of sensitive and savage. has a smart mouth but gets upset when she isn't receiving the amount of attention she wants

[kar @karburnss]

After snuggling up into bed and realizing my phone was dying, this might be the best bday gift my brother ever gave me.

[kar @karburnss]

@carlymarsh_ lol oh god send help, the priest just played "jerking off in a pool of child's tears" he just won the game

[kar @karburnss]

@karburnss I just heard a priest say "three dicks at the same time" I'm forever changed

[kar @karburnss]

Playing cards against humanity with a priest.... there's a first time for everything

[EJ @sniknejojeille]

I wanted to tell my doctor's secretary that this wasn't a decorative figurine but I couldn't

[kar @karburnss]

When you're growing up and your friends aren't!! Help sos

[Laur @laurenpoulin13]

Someone actually took the time to make this meme... don't know if I should be ashamed or impressed

[Kermit 🐸 @InnerEvilKermit]

Me: I should go to class today.

Inner me: The slides are online.

[kar @karburnss]

@karburnss omg my dads crying my heart is breaking

[kar @karburnss]

My dad sold our boat and I'm crying 😭

[getaway carly @carlypatriciaaa]

that sounds fake but okay

[Kelsey White @krdubzzz]

Am I the only one who still dreams of having a gazebo like the spice girls had? (And also to be a spice girl)???

[kellz @kelomel_]

so many people judge way too soon. it doesn't hurt to try it first rather than take someone's word (does not apply to meth)