KJ

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Me watching GaTa on the new Dave episode

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

@Roku bring back Jimothy 👊😠

[DC 🍉🐍😼#Corbin4MVP @dcbacks]

so we are all blaming the chainsmokers for not saying Tucson right

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

#MFinalFour

[Arizona Basketball @ArizonaMBB]

THE CLOSER

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Those Arizona chants mean United Center gets renamed to Mckale Midwest. I don’t make the rules.

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Same

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

William assuring everyone Kate Middleton is totally fine

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Me watching the Wicked trailer until that last note told me everything I needed to know

[Javier Morales @JavierJMorales]

In one of the most unfathomable upsets statewide this season, previously winless Mountain View -- playing its 5th-string QB by game's end -- rallied to upset rival Marana 42-35 in the Battle of the Boot. The details: https://t.co/hjYFx0MnWg

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Me after hitting send on an email to my bosses asking to discuss my salary

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Starting a support group for wives of OCs that call 2pt conversations

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Idk why today was the day the algorithm decided to tell me Twitter thinks e-40 is trash but it better not happen again.

[jesusxrafael 🥇 @jesusxrafael]

Hip hop Twitter: e-40 trash, he’s not a legend, funny voice, offbeat etc etc

Hip-hop legends: Pays respect, knows E-40’s impact and how he’s a goat in his own right

[♡ @betelreloaded]

My idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Putting “make your cats and dogs your family and take care of your own damn self” on my gravestone

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

My husband told me his high school had a 2000s themed dress up day today and I also found 2 grey hairs tonight so if anyone needs me I’ll be crying to the new/old Taylor Swift album until the Adele album drops.

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

@NicCostantino @SouthwestAir @KVOA Just sent you a DM!

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

Thought my family caused my abandonment issues… turns out it was Steve from Blues Clues all along.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

@hbomax Who’s FICA? And why is he getting all my money?! #HBOMaxForTheFans

[KJ @karebearjohnson]

I have said “I can touch you now” to Zach so many times only to find out my own husband hasn’t even seen Goblet of Fire