karebearzilla

Neurodivergent. Chaotic- Neutral. she/they

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

The number of people that (jokingly?) ask me to start a podcast with them is kind of nuts 🤣 ... mainly because sticking to one topic for an hour is an impossible feat for me 😆

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

“What do you mean the carpet is killing people?! Carpet can’t -“

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask “Is this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?”

If the answer is “Yes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

There are 3 types of people in the world:
1. Those who will see Barbie
2. Those who will see Oppenheimer
3. Those who will do a double feature

And honestly.... I think this is how I will forever group people

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

I'm no expert..
But when the people on the news tell me to "reduce carbon emissions" because the sky is LITERALLY filled with smoke...
I think...( just spit balling here).... It might not be the best time to mow your lawn.

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

Me: I kinda have scary dog privileges
Friend: Did you just call yourself a dog?!
Me: ....yes... but like in a *rawr* way..

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

I REFUSE TO CRY WHILE USING BUBBLE WRAP...

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

I just accidentally dropped my toothbrush into some draino 🙃

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

I move in THREE DAYS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

I'd like you all to know that 2 months ago, my mother looked me dead in the eye and said: "March the fourth be with you."

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

Am I a cutie patootie? Yes.
Am I a cutie patootie with a big ol' booty? No

And I'm learning to be okay with that.

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

Wanna play a game of ick things I've found so far in my new apartment?!

I mean, who WOULDN'T want a cigarette butt in the kitchen sink?

[Studio Ghibli @TheGhibliFamily]

Spirited Away (2001).

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

@BadGamerElite She's just been falling apart for a long time and won't survive the move 😪. Tbh, since she was a prototype, I'm surprised she has lasted this long (3+ years)

[karebearzilla @karebearzilla]

Is it overdramatic if I have a funeral for my rainbow chair? 😪😪😪