Nyawesshhhh

A tech-sis | My ex owned a law firm.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

KWS has confiscated a drone from BBC journalist Ian Wafula and his crew after the journalist reportedly found someone carrying out construction inside Nairobi National Park.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Safaricom plans to introduce Sh800 monthly internet with speeds from 10 Mbps.

They are also testing a pay-as-you-go Wi-Fi service called Wi-Fi Bamba where users can connect and pay without a fixed monthly plan

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

A Kenyan will sit next to you at dinner, eat your food, laugh at your jokes and complain about everything with you. Not once will they mention that they have been in a visa process for two years, passed their English test, secured a job offer, shipped their belongings and booked a one way ticket.

One Tuesday morning you wake up to a photo of them in a winter coat somewhere that is clearly not Nairobi. Caption: New chapter. Grateful heart. God did.

Their mother found out the same time you did.

This is not dishonesty. This is survival strategy perfected over generations. Kenyans have learned through painful experience that announcing a plan is the fastest way to kill it. Tell someone you are applying for a visa and suddenly everyone has an opinion. Aunties begin praying against it. Colleagues develop a strange interest in your affairs. Someone tells someone and the energy shifts.

So the process goes underground. Head down. Mouth closed. Documents moving. Prayers private.

And before you judge them for keeping secrets, know that some of these people did not even tell their spouses. Not because of trust issues. But because a spouse has a mother. The mother has a prayer group. The prayer group has a WhatsApp group. And that WhatsApp group has that one member who will fast and pray specifically against your visa.

So is this superstition, self protection or have we been hurt enough times to trust nobody with our dreams until they are already real?

And be honest. Are you currently silent about something right now?

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[goma @soigomaa]

Her husband told a court she was too strong to be a wife. The judge agreed and stripped Wangari Maathai of everything, her family, her job, her home.
She looked around and noticed women walking miles every single day just to collect firewood. So she handed them seeds instead. The government responded with arrests, beatings, and a padlocked office door.
30,000 women trained. 51 million trees planted across Kenya. Nobel Peace Prize in 2004. They handed her destruction. She turned it into an entire forest.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

US Presidents have 2 official residences: the White House & Camp David. In other words, 1 state house & 1 state lodge.

Currently, Ruto has about 15 official residences: 3 state houses & approx 12 state lodges. He wants to build another lodge in Meru.

Are Africans normal? 🤔

[Nyawesshhhh @karedie]

@gregr2020 @Lovandfear Ooh pole bana.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Please if it doesn't affect the nearby communities ,please set it up in USA!

[Nyawesshhhh @karedie]

@Mr_Guantai Congratulations !!

[Nyawesshhhh @karedie]

Waah

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The Kenyatta and Ndegwa families are set to receive about Sh22 billion from Nedbank’s 66% acquisition of NCBA.

— Kenyatta family will receive Sh10.6 billion (shares + cash)

— Ndegwa family will receive Sh11.3 billion (shares + cash)

[Nyawesshhhh @karedie]

@gregr2020 @Lovandfear What is AuDHD

[Nyawesshhhh @karedie]

I am doing the most obviously. I am doing more than half of these..

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis:

1. Quitting alcohol
2. Running 14km before work
3. Divorce
4. Panic baby at 41
5. Pickleball
6. ADHD diagnosis
7. Dressing like you did in 2004
8. Buying coffee equipment
9. Sourdough
10. Ice baths and saunas
11. Board games and craft beer
12. Getting into tattoos
13. Lawn tip videos
14. Suddenly moving to another country
15. Plants
16. Fiber art (knitting, crotchet, embroidery, etc)
17. Perimenopause/HRT
18. Tiny home videos
19. Quitting job
20. Birdwatching

[Nyawesshhhh @karedie]

Apparently you can use your carry on suitcase to the gym. Walai we learn everyday.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

The same way America is reducing diplomatic presence in Africa is the same way they should also close their military bases in Africa. We welcome the move.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Nanyuki residents protest over US-Kenya deal to establish Ebola quarantine centre in Laikipia

[Githii @githii]

Happening in Nanyuki right now. The government has decided that the Ebola facility at Laikipia Airbase is going ahead, whether residents like it or not. Buses are said to have arrived last night, and the crowds out today are massive, even bigger than the Finance Bill maandamano. Nobody can tell who’s who anymore. Are these hired goons brought in to cause chaos, or genuine protesters who travelled to stand with the people of Nanyuki? Nobody knows. What we do know is that the government’s answer to citizens raising grievances has been gunfire. This is what it looks like when a state stops listening.

[Misspreety 🤪 @Misspreety17]

Nimeona kuna mama Alisema those students should be taken to the morgue to see the mess they did and I agree….

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

CNN source: Americans arrived in Laikipia Airbase yesterday as plans for US Ebola isolation facility go ahead despite court order.

Current US & Kenya governments - both Trump & Ruto administrations - have a history of ignoring court rulings they don't like

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Willingly accepting to import Ebola into your country has got to be most treasonous act ever done to a people by their leader in any country. This greed is too much.

[Saitabao ole Kanchory @Saitabao]

The US is 17 times the size of Kenya with enough space to test nuclear weapons and stage a moon landing. Its health facilities are amongst the best in the world. But when it comes to Ebola, Kenya is a better dumping ground. WE HAVE NO COUNTRY HERE should be our new national slogan

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Do you want to say American medics are not competent ? 🤦🏽‍♀️