@amelia_tweetz Your parents being legal citizens of this country.
I would have said, "Your kid can be a legally born citizen in the US if you become a legal US citizen yourself before your child reaches the age of 2."
Drug tests are funny.
The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.
The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
@hashjenni Men already go to war, lose limbs, and suffer lifelong disabilities, yet many veterans are still denied the benefits they earned.
If men got pregnant, they’d get the same treatment they always got: ‘Man up and pull yourself up by your bootstraps.’