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writer, cyclist, sandwich enthusiast

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was really counting on having been invited to stay at a mysterious relative's crumbling old mansion at this point in life.

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Humidity of 80% does make 75 and sunny feel like Satan’s ass tho

[Edgar McGregor @edgarrmcgregor]

Someone forced the NWS Office in Oxnard to issue heat warnings for next week calling it "significant."

Metro Los Angeles is one of the only places on Earth to reach 115°F - 121°F. Nobody is impacted by these forecast temperatures.

What the hell is this?

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something has to be done about the public bathroom situation. businesses that sell food/drink just don’t have them anymore??? and tell you to go to some other business that also doesn’t want you using theirs

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every time i book a flight the airline sends me a panicked email a week out asking if i would like to instead take a different, worse flight

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Love the idea of a diner but every diner I’ve been to in the last five years has been pretty bad food/coffee for a very not-inexpensive price

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@americanamemes Real ones know it’s Stadium Way/Academy. Taken years off my life by this point

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what do you mean you don't know the song "scarborough fair"

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zoomers in their 20s will just openly admit to levels of cultural ignorance i would have taken to my grave

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zoomers in their 20s will just openly admit to levels of cultural ignorance i would have taken to my grave

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Surrounded by people who drive too slowly (sanctimonious suck-ups who should have their licenses taken away) & people who drive too fast (reckless lunatics risking everyone’s lives who should have their licenses taken away) And then there’s me. Perfect as always

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streetlights on my street finally succumbed to copper wire theft so i guess i'll be walking in darkness for the next year

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I have to admit that every time I see something about curtis sliwa on here I think it’s about jojo siwa

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@wowzowee thinking about my roommate who would eat nothing but frozen chicken wings and cereal and drank no water, only 1% milk

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

This piece by @brianphillips about THE GILDED AGE is absolutely perfect in every respect.

https://t.co/hJLvoUNZPM

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The people yearn for Dave Barry’s worst song contest

[Typell 🍎 @prototypell]

why are time loops supposed to be some kind of big existential dread thing. oh you have to do the same stuff every day and it prevents you from making any meaningful progress in your life? me too buddy it's called a job

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love putting on a DVD and having my smart TV ask me if I'd like to watch this movie, that I already have, on a streaming service instead

[nonstandard mcdonald's @nonstandardmcd]

Nonstandard - A Documentary

https://t.co/HFX9wv7EFd

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coffee shop guy typed in my name as Terrain which is actually very cool

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

the AI question really should be: are we doing wild west on copyright laws or not. if we are, okay - then that should apply to everyone. if we’re not - okay, then that should apply to everyone. everyone is basically arguing that now tech companies get to be the exception to them.