karen

[Lark @king_of_limb]

seriously messed up the incantation on my terra cotta army and now I have 8,000 animated "worriers" who will not stop asking if I turned the stove off before we left for war

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Erling Haaland returned home to Norway with a $750 Taxidermy Whiskey Raccoon

"It followed me home 🦝"

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

🇺🇸: Ceasefire was agreed

🇮🇱: Kills Palestinians in Gaza

🇮🇱: Attacks West Bank, kills Palestinians, displaces 40,000 people

🇮🇱: Rejects temporary homes for displaced in Gaza

🇵🇸: We’re delaying next hostage release until Israel complies

🇺🇸🇮🇱: Hamas is violating the ceasefire!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she won so bad i'm crying😭

[Dalia Hatuqa🪬🤌 @DaliaHatuqa]

A little context that the BBC has failed to mention: The Israeli army has killed at least 25 Palestinians in Gaza since the ceasefire began. It has also obstructed humanitarian assistance, including preventing the entry of tents and shelters as agreed upon in the deal.

[vee 🍉 @snappedbyv]

Palestinians already have a place. It’s called Palestine.

[KingDingaling @King_aling]

Conor Mcgregor is a rapist. Iam sorry some ppl don't accept this or refuse to see it but he is a rapist. Women don't end up in hospital battered and having a tampon removed with a forceps due to consensual sex. If we entertain the idea that she did consent....

[rattie @ratxgurl]

Saw a pro life Facebook post about how if u abort a female fetus you’re also aborting the potential children and grandchildren and great grandchildren that she could have had and so on… like a compounding infinite abortion… and I think that’s beautiful

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[alice @aliceisnotjokes]

getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

every girl is beautiful but especially Moo Deng

[House ⚔️ @mrmatthouse]

moo deng is a lifestyle icon and i need all of yall to get onboard:

- inexplicably moist at all times
- slightly blurry in most photos
- probably screaming or sleeping
- round

[quinn알리사 @Quinveer]

Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.

[Dragonrider Sue 🐟 🐦 she/her 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @topsyscatmum]

Still applies.. Sadly.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

by law, an alligator has to release his grip on you if you tell him you'll see him later