karen bolipata

writer🖕ads, sketch comedy, comics, essays, this bio.

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

announcing a new era of me typing only in lowercase. do i seem really casual right now?

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

@katefeetie noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i mean congrats. happy for you (despite the gif).

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@katefeetie

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i guess i like bts now.

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charts can be manipulated. cultural impact can't. stop trying to make fetch happen, babes.

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

spent all this time lobbying for an early dismissal from the office today because of the end of days flooding only to have a drizzle. THANKS A LOT, MAYOR.

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

i guess ruining people's lives and actively causing their unnecessary suffering is called innovation.

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doesnt sound like tom hangs out in nyc much

[FlickHub @Flick__Hub]

Tom Holland reveals how Americas/New Yorkers talk to each other disrespectfully unlike the Englands who are very respectful

Tom Holland: One of the things I find really difficult is a lot of Americans, New Yorkers especially, when they're ordering food, it's very different to how we order food. In England, it says, "Please may I have the burger with number two, thank you so much, please, let me thank you, thank you, thank you." And in America, it's totally fine to be like, "I'll have the number two" and just leave it at that.
Amy Poehler: Especially on the East Coast.

Tom Holland: Totally. And I would be doing scenes and my dialect coach would come in and be like, "Stop saying please."

Amy Poehler: Ooh!

Tom Holland: Like, a kid from New York's not going to say please if you're asking for a burger. So I, you can see it, there's a moment in this movie where someone asks me for a coffee and I just go, "Sure." And even through the suit, you can see like, I'm like, "My dad is going to be so disappointed in me!"

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

lephilly it is

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

i got hacked. i apologize to anyone i offended and will use this as a learning experience.

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kinda brilliant of the surveillance age to label people who call out other people for doing a widely normalized but fucked up thing as having a disorder.

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

is this song real??? is she ai???

[Vy @evenparadise]

Hits truly don’t hit like they used to because when WBT had its run…. You couldn’t go anywhere without hearing it…. I’ve not only never heard this song… but never heard of this artist 😭😭😭😭

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

i blame lebron for decades of people announcing their job moves in douche-like manner but at least he's lebron.

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

don't worry guys, i'm sure soon we'll be able to buy test kits to detect all the parasites all our foods will forever carry

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enjoying seeing the happy egyptians in astoria rn

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

how many goals are they gonna steal from spain lollll

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

curious to see how lu dort plays outside of okc, which plays dirty, foul-forward basketball

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

not i. i was awesome at it and loved wowing the masses with my perfect single attempts. alas, i now live a car-free existence, unable to share my gifts with the world. oh cruel fate.

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[karen bolipata @karenmaywrites]

oh nooooo guess i can't go to south carolina im soooo saddddd