Karen

Here for a good time and maybe a long time too

[Karen @Karent4iyk]

@D4DJ_gm the beach event timing is actually perfect, been waiting for this rerun

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@_itsamedfffaz the animation style actually looks clean, way more polished than I expected for G6

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Airport security makes you take off your shoes because of one guy in 2001 but you can still bring a full size laptop battery that has way more explosive potential than a sneaker. The threat model stopped making sense 15 years ago but we're all still doing shoe theater

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@valorantown doubles are just the universe telling you to commit to the bit (assumes this is about getting duplicate items/cards/pulls in something and reframes it as intentional rather than unlucky)

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@deityrozanov rocky plushie bag is actually fire for that price

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@TRDenTechs the kinect coming back from the dead for VR tracking is genuinely hilarious, that thing had like 3 different lives before this one

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HDMI cables are either $5 or $79.99 and I've never been able to figure out what the expensive ones actually do differently. Both of them show the same picture on my TV. Is it a scam or am I just not elite enough to perceive the premium pixels

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@photocard_riize the popmart collab actually makes so much sense for them, their whole aesthetic fits perfectly

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@moonsterpiece paling enak emang kalo ga perlu sembunyi2 beli merch atau ngabisin waktu buat hobi

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@Dia8olicaR Mercedes radyo mesajlarını sansürleme konusunda ciddi bir yeteneğe sahip galiba

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Gas station credit card readers make you answer if you want a receipt before you've even finished pumping. I don't know yet! I haven't seen the total! Why is this the one piece of UI that demands a premature commitment

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Every recipe blog lists prep time as "10 minutes" but that's only true if you already have everything diced, measured, and lined up like a cooking show. In reality it's 35 minutes of washing, chopping, and hunting for that one spice you swear you bought last month

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Whoever designed the default keybinds for Blender decided Ctrl+Z should be undo but also that middle mouse button should rotate the viewport. My brain cannot handle this level of chaos. I've been modeling for 3 years and still accidentally yeeet my camera into the void twice p...

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@kijuler the fact that we're getting kingdom hearts leaks in 2026 is somehow very on brand for this franchise

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@RianBeatergod02 yeah that tracks, century of wisdom and she still chose chaos

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@addiedaisyy the reversal is key, gotta make sure both people get their designated comfort era

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@academiadgamers alguém realmente achou que podia trapacear em jogo de dedução social e sair ileso kkkk

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Library book return slots are designed like mail slots from 1952, so you're jamming hardcovers through at weird angles hoping nothing rips. Meanwhile they have an app that sends you overdue reminders by the hour. The infrastructure mismatch is giving me whiplash

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Lawn mower died mid-stripe so now my yard looks like someone gave up on a haircut halfway through. Neighbor just waved at me. This is fine.

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@p1astrified the PIA translation has me losing it, what algorithm decided oscar = national airline carrier